Fit and the Conniptions http://www.conniptions.org/ A combined band / webcomic project by singer songwriter Wayne Myers, updated every Monday, Wednesday and Friday. en-us Fit and the Conniptions http://www.conniptions.org/ http://www.conniptions.org/images/cast/chicken.png Fri, 26 Jun 2009 11:26:56 -0700 Not Difficult, Not A Problem http://www.conniptions.org/index.shtml?20090626 <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Polyrhythm"><img src="http://www.conniptions.org/images/toons/polyrhythms.jpg" border="0" alt="Pass the goddaaamn butter" title="Pass the goddaaamn butter" width="600" height="246" /></a> Fri, 26 Jun 2009 11:26:44 -0700 RSSPECT-00905476 The Show Can't Go On If You Can't Physically Get There To Do It http://www.conniptions.org/index.shtml?20090622 <a href="http://www.conniptions.org/gigs.shtml"><img src="http://www.conniptions.org/images/toons/teleport.jpg" border="0" alt="Silly me, believing everything I read on the internets. And not having everything confirmed in writing well in advance. Apologies if you'd been hoping to come and couldn't. Next gig is July 4th..." title="Silly me, believing everything I read on the internets. And not having everything confirmed in writing well in advance. Apologies if you'd been hoping to come and couldn't. Next gig is July 4th..." width="600" height="246" /></a> Tue, 23 Jun 2009 05:52:19 -0700 RSSPECT-00903454 I Am Really Looking Forward To The Gig Tomorrow http://www.conniptions.org/index.shtml?20090620 <a href=""><img src="http://www.conniptions.org/images/toons/hungoveragain.jpg" border="0" alt="Also I am going to the pub. Where I will drink Coca Cola." title="Also I am going to the pub. Where I will drink Coca Cola." width="600" height="246" /></a> Sat, 20 Jun 2009 13:21:23 -0700 RSSPECT-00902495 Thinks Ain't What They Used To Be http://www.conniptions.org/index.shtml?20090617 <a href=""><img src="http://www.conniptions.org/images/toons/thinks.jpg" border="0" alt="Thinks: must think of more thinks" title="Thinks: must think of more thinks" width="600" height="246" /></a> Wed, 17 Jun 2009 18:44:25 -0700 RSSPECT-00901211 Well That's Cleared That Up Then http://www.conniptions.org/index.shtml?20090615 <a href=""><img src="http://www.conniptions.org/images/toons/rubbish.jpg" border="0" alt="My apologies to both readers..." title="My apologies to both readers..." width="600" height="246" /></a> Mon, 15 Jun 2009 14:53:30 -0700 RSSPECT-00900001 These Figures Are Staggering http://www.conniptions.org/index.shtml?20090529 <a href="http://www.sabip.org.uk/home/pressrelease/2009/pressrelease-20090529.htm"><img src="http://www.conniptions.org/images/toons/sabip.jpg" border="0" alt="Could this be policy based evidence making in action? Click onto the SABIP website and judge for yourself. Oh, and they got the 12 billion figure by multiplying by an extra five, in case you are wondering. That's in the actual report, not the press release or BBC copy of the press release. Quite clearly, everyone would spend 175 quid a week on software, films, and music, if only they couldn't download it for free." title="Could this be policy based evidence making in action? Click onto the SABIP website and judge for yourself. Oh, and they got the 12 billion figure by multiplying by an extra five, in case you are wondering. That's in the actual report, not the press release or BBC copy of the press release. Quite clearly, everyone would spend 175 quid a week on software, films, and music, if only they couldn't download it for free." width="600" height="246" /></a> Mon, 01 Jun 2009 06:49:30 -0700 RSSPECT-00893920 I Am Quite Tired Right Now http://www.conniptions.org/index.shtml?20090525 <a href=""><img src="http://www.conniptions.org/images/toons/teapot.jpg" border="0" alt="Two hours at Piccadilly Circus followed by two hours at Leicester Square. That's a lot of busking in one day, especially if you sing and shlep heavy gear around in between. I cannot complain though. Went well, apart from the group of thugs who surrounded me yelling for five minutes towards the end for no apparent reason." title="Two hours at Piccadilly Circus followed by two hours at Leicester Square. That's a lot of busking in one day, especially if you sing and shlep heavy gear around in between. I cannot complain though. Went well, apart from the group of thugs who surrounded me yelling for five minutes towards the end for no apparent reason." width="600" height="246" /></a> Mon, 25 May 2009 20:37:10 -0700 RSSPECT-00892232 I May Have Already Used This Gag http://www.conniptions.org/index.shtml?20090522 <a href="http://www.smallworldsolarstage.org/smallworld/SW-festi/SWspringFesti.html"><img src="http://www.conniptions.org/images/toons/smallworld.jpg" border="0" alt="I am playing guitar with Hadar Manor today, if you were wondering why this doesn't appear on the gigs page..." title="I am playing guitar with Hadar Manor today, if you were wondering why this doesn't appear on the gigs page..." width="600" height="246" /></a> Thu, 21 May 2009 23:25:54 -0700 RSSPECT-00889109 I'm A Leo You Know http://www.conniptions.org/index.shtml?20090520 <a href=""><img src="http://www.conniptions.org/images/toons/selfdeprecation.jpg" border="0" alt="Help I'm trapped inside a tooltip." title="Help I'm trapped inside a tooltip." width="600" height="246" /></a> Wed, 20 May 2009 18:48:24 -0700 RSSPECT-00887889 Sorry Ladies http://www.conniptions.org/index.shtml?20090518 <a href=""><img src="http://www.conniptions.org/images/toons/girlfriend.jpg" border="0" alt="A lot of things, yes. Everything, no." title="A lot of things, yes. Everything, no." width="600" height="246" /></a> Mon, 18 May 2009 19:28:28 -0700 RSSPECT-00885968 I Could Buy A Pint Of Milk http://www.conniptions.org/index.shtml?20090513 <a href=""><img src="http://www.conniptions.org/images/toons/princely.jpg" border="0" alt="I don't really understand how this works exactly" title="I don't really understand how this works exactly" width="600" height="246" /></a> Wed, 13 May 2009 12:33:18 -0700 RSSPECT-00881483 The Circumstances Are Not Entirely Clear http://www.conniptions.org/index.shtml?20090502 <a href=""><img src="http://www.conniptions.org/images/toons/waterratscancelled.jpg" border="0" alt="Something about a double booking. Shit happens." title="Something about a double booking. Shit happens." width="600" height="246" /></a> Sat, 02 May 2009 19:22:03 -0700 RSSPECT-00862955 Sales Have Remained Steady http://www.conniptions.org/index.shtml?20090424 <a href=""><img src="http://www.conniptions.org/images/toons/underneath.jpg" border="0" alt="*sigh*" title="*sigh*" width="600" height="246" /></a> Mon, 27 Apr 2009 17:34:07 -0700 RSSPECT-00848184 CDs Now Available Directly http://www.conniptions.org/index.shtml?20090420 <a href=""><img src="http://www.conniptions.org/images/toons/buynow.jpg" border="0" alt="Still available via CDBaby too" title="Still available via CDBaby too" width="600" height="246" /></a> Tue, 21 Apr 2009 21:44:06 -0700 RSSPECT-00844395 Follow The Money http://www.conniptions.org/index.shtml?20090417 <a href="http://thepiratebay.org/ "><img src="http://www.conniptions.org/images/toons/internetoff.jpg" border="0" alt="It's really hard to believe that there is any intelligent person anywhere who really thinks that this will do anything in any way whatsoever to reduce file-sharing in the long, short, or medium term. Incidentally, The Pirate Bay is still up and running, with over 3 million registered users." title="It's really hard to believe that there is any intelligent person anywhere who really thinks that this will do anything in any way whatsoever to reduce file-sharing in the long, short, or medium term. Incidentally, The Pirate Bay is still up and running, with over 3 million registered users." width="600" height="246" /></a> Sat, 18 Apr 2009 14:29:36 -0700 RSSPECT-00841681