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<title>Emoticomics!</title>
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<description>A comic that is mostly about emoticons</description>
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<title>WHICH CAME FIRST?</title>
<link>http://www.emoticomics.com/</link>
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<pubDate>Mon, 25 May 2009 17:44:54 -0700</pubDate>
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<title>LOCATION, LOCATION, ET CETERA</title>
<link>http://www.emoticomics.com/</link>
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<pubDate>Mon, 18 May 2009 23:41:44 -0700</pubDate>
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<title>IT'S ALL PART OF GOD'S PLAN, PART WHATEVER</title>
<link>http://www.emoticomics.com/</link>
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<pubDate>Thu, 14 May 2009 10:45:07 -0700</pubDate>
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<title>PICKUP LINES IN AN IRRADIATED POST-APOCALYPTIC WASTELAND</title>
<link>http://www.emoticomics.com/</link>
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<pubDate>Mon, 11 May 2009 09:31:23 -0700</pubDate>
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<title>PARADOXICAL PARADOXES</title>
<link>http://www.emoticomics.com/</link>
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<pubDate>Fri, 08 May 2009 13:54:11 -0700</pubDate>
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<title>LET US COME TO AN UNDERSTANDING</title>
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<pubDate>Thu, 07 May 2009 13:26:55 -0700</pubDate>
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<title>A JUMBLE OF CONSONANTS COMICS!</title>
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<pubDate>Sat, 02 May 2009 16:32:01 -0700</pubDate>
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<title>REVERSE MAFIA MAH SEE</title>
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<pubDate>Thu, 30 Apr 2009 07:43:10 -0700</pubDate>
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<title>KNOW YOUR AUDIENCE</title>
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