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<description>I told myself this Christmas we wouldn't be like before.</description>
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<title>On Toast</title>
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<description>Sarah Smallwood doesn't like toast.</description>
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<description>Honesty is never the best policy.</description>
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<title>Cheerfully Morbid</title>
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<description>"When I was a little girl," my mother remarked casually, "my mother took me to the morgue to look at a little boy who had been run over by a car."</description>
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<title>Dyeing Is An Art</title>
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<description>My hair is like another person, a conjoined twin of sorts. It is far more interesting and popular than me, and I can never live up to it.</description>
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<title>And Sew It Goes</title>
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<description>I will make my fingers bleed refashioning an item if it means I do not have to buy a new one.</description>
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<description>Are there some foods you simply don't care for? Does constant badgering and coercion ever change your opinion?</description>
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<description>There is nothing I hate more than making a spectacle of myself.</description>
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<description>It smells like man.  Specifically, an old man.  Like the bottle of cologne a boy steals from his father without realizing there's dust on it, because it's the aftershave Bogey wooed Betty with.</description>
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<description>Exactly how much money am I spending each week on consolation cake?</description>
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<description>A rejection letter from a poem is, for me, the equivalent of standing out on a street corner naked and having passers-by hand you terse little notes reading, "Your penis is unconvincing," or "You call those nipples?," or maybe, "You have an affected buttocks."</description>
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<title>Excerpts from "The Road," by Woody Allen</title>
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<description>There are worse things than dying.  Have you ever been to a
cocktail party?</description>
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