The Foghorn

Charles Darwin Orders Lunch at McDonalds, Somewhere in Nebraska

Thu, 21 Jan 2010 19:02:43 -0800

We have been for five days now upon a westerly route described upon the maps as I-70, and the exotic flora and fauna have given way to a certain sameness.

Idiot

Wed, 16 Dec 2009 21:30:42 -0800

Self-Hating Robot Questionnaire

Idiot

Wed, 09 Dec 2009 13:44:27 -0800

"How could you let me walk around like this?"

Twenty-Five Things

Wed, 02 Dec 2009 22:44:02 -0800

"I often use a hatpin to punch holes in the eggs at the supermarket."

Become a More Marketable You

Wed, 18 Nov 2009 23:29:38 -0800

Network with strangers. Live in a city. Get a fake ID.

Five Ways to Recession-Proof Your House

Wed, 23 Sep 2009 22:10:39 -0700

"When the class system breaks down and the unwashed masses arrive on your doorstep, you want to be prepared."

Emoticon Dickinson

Wed, 23 Sep 2009 22:10:39 -0700

A new poem by John Carroll

Remorseless with Victory

Wed, 09 Sep 2009 14:52:31 -0700

"I saw the ghost Ivko Boyan last night. Once again he did not say anything."

The Oath

Wed, 09 Sep 2009 14:52:31 -0700

A new poem by Matthew Hotham

Hotblood

Thu, 27 Aug 2009 17:41:18 -0700

A new poem by Ginger Ko

The Charge d'Affairs Toasts His Bride

Thu, 27 Aug 2009 17:41:18 -0700

A new poem by Matthew Hotham

Villain

Thu, 20 Aug 2009 12:22:00 -0700

A new poem by Ginger Ko

Archaeopteryx

Thu, 20 Aug 2009 12:22:00 -0700

A new poem by Matthew Hotham

Contemporary Interpretations of Minute Mysteries

Thu, 13 Aug 2009 18:22:38 -0700

The scenery went by like charcoal. His eyes were zippers.

Scouting Report

Thu, 13 Aug 2009 18:22:38 -0700

A new poem by Paul Handley