http://gastrophobia.com/ The adventures of a single mom barbarian warrior in Ancient Greece. en-us http://gastrophobia.com/ http://gastrophobia.com/pix/rsslogo.gif Fri, 03 Jul 2009 12:10:47 -0700 http://gastrophobia.com/index.php?date=2009-07-03 <img src="http://gastrophobia.com/pix/rsstitle.gif"><br> <div style="text-align:center"><a href="http://gastrophobia.com/index.php">main</a> | <a href="http://gastrophobia.com/about.html">about</a> | <a href="http://gastrophobia.com/archive.php">storyline guide</a> | <a href="http://gastrophobia.com/store.html">store</a> | <a href="http://gastrophobia.com/extras.html">extras</a> ]<br> <img src="http://gastrophobia.com/comix/2009-07-03.png" border="0" alt="2009-07-03.png" title="Gastro is on to Phobia's tricks."><br> <span style="font-size:10px">&copy;2008 <a href="http://davidmcg.net">David McGuire</a>; All Rights Reserved.</span> </div><br> Oops! I reused an old script! Oh well, I'm sure nobody will notice. Fri, 03 Jul 2009 12:10:47 -0700 RSSPECT-00907951 http://gastrophobia.com/index.php?date=2009-07-01 <img src="http://gastrophobia.com/pix/rsstitle.gif"><br> <div style="text-align:center"><a href="http://gastrophobia.com/index.php">main</a> | <a href="http://gastrophobia.com/about.html">about</a> | <a href="http://gastrophobia.com/archive.php">storyline guide</a> | <a href="http://gastrophobia.com/store.html">store</a> | <a href="http://gastrophobia.com/extras.html">extras</a> ]<br> <img src="http://gastrophobia.com/comix/2009-07-01.png" border="0" alt="2009-07-01.png" title="You're not doooing it right, Gastro!"><br> <span style="font-size:10px">&copy;2008 <a href="http://davidmcg.net">David McGuire</a>; All Rights Reserved.</span> </div><br> in loving memory, <b>King of the Hill.</b> <i>(1997-2009)</i> Thu, 02 Jul 2009 01:00:17 -0700 RSSPECT-00907072 http://gastrophobia.com/index.php?date=2009-06-29 <img src="http://gastrophobia.com/pix/rsstitle.gif"><br> <div style="text-align:center"><a href="http://gastrophobia.com/index.php">main</a> | <a href="http://gastrophobia.com/about.html">about</a> | <a href="http://gastrophobia.com/archive.php">storyline guide</a> | <a href="http://gastrophobia.com/store.html">store</a> | <a href="http://gastrophobia.com/extras.html">extras</a> ]<br> <img src="http://gastrophobia.com/comix/2009-06-29.png" border="0" alt="2009-06-29.png" title="Only Panel 3 is based on a real constellation."><br> <span style="font-size:10px">&copy;2008 <a href="http://davidmcg.net">David McGuire</a>; All Rights Reserved.</span> </div><br> I dedicate this comic to the memory of Michael Jackson, who loved looking at stars. Well, I mean, ya know, that is, I don't know that for a FACT... I'm just assuming he probably did. Mon, 29 Jun 2009 22:10:42 -0700 RSSPECT-00906314 http://gastrophobia.com/index.php?date=2009-06-26 <img src="http://gastrophobia.com/pix/rsstitle.gif"><br> <div style="text-align:center"><a href="http://gastrophobia.com/index.php">main</a> | <a href="http://gastrophobia.com/about.html">about</a> | <a href="http://gastrophobia.com/archive.php">storyline guide</a> | <a href="http://gastrophobia.com/store.html">store</a> | <a href="http://gastrophobia.com/extras.html">extras</a> ]<br> <img src="http://gastrophobia.com/comix/2009-06-26.png" border="0" alt="2009-06-26.png" title="You can't have a Gastrophobia comic without Gastro and Phobia! Oh, wait. I guess you can."><br> <span style="font-size:10px">&copy;2008 <a href="http://davidmcg.net">David McGuire</a>; All Rights Reserved.</span> </div><br> Answer: [<span style="background:#000000; color:#000000;" onMouseOver="style.color='#ffffff'" onMouseOut="style.color='#000000'">&nbsp;Day and Night.&nbsp;</span>] Fri, 26 Jun 2009 08:54:54 -0700 RSSPECT-00905421 http://gastrophobia.com/index.php?date=2009-06-24 <img src="http://gastrophobia.com/pix/rsstitle.gif"><br> <div style="text-align:center"><a href="http://gastrophobia.com/index.php">main</a> | <a href="http://gastrophobia.com/about.html">about</a> | <a href="http://gastrophobia.com/archive.php">storyline guide</a> | <a href="http://gastrophobia.com/store.html">store</a> | <a href="http://gastrophobia.com/extras.html">extras</a> ]<br> <img src="http://gastrophobia.com/comix/2009-06-24.png" border="0" alt="2009-06-24.png" title="The Sphinx's entire worldview has been turned upside down in panel two."><br> <span style="font-size:10px">&copy;2008 <a href="http://davidmcg.net">David McGuire</a>; All Rights Reserved.</span> </div><br> The Sphinx's name is Trivia. And she got a haircut. Thu, 25 Jun 2009 04:51:04 -0700 RSSPECT-00904745 http://gastrophobia.com/index.php?date=2009-06-22 <img src="http://gastrophobia.com/pix/rsstitle.gif"><br> <div style="text-align:center"><a href="http://gastrophobia.com/index.php">main</a> | <a href="http://gastrophobia.com/about.html">about</a> | <a href="http://gastrophobia.com/archive.php">storyline guide</a> | <a href="http://gastrophobia.com/store.html">store</a> | <a href="http://gastrophobia.com/extras.html">extras</a> ]<br> <img src="http://gastrophobia.com/comix/2009-06-22.png" border="0" alt="2009-06-22.png" title="Seven year olds don't know the value of a drachma."><br> <span style="font-size:10px">&copy;2008 <a href="http://davidmcg.net">David McGuire</a>; All Rights Reserved.</span> </div><br> And that's how Phobia single-handedly defeated the treacherous mares of pretty pony land. Tue, 23 Jun 2009 00:14:50 -0700 RSSPECT-00903386 http://gastrophobia.com/index.php?date=2009-06-19 <img src="http://gastrophobia.com/pix/rsstitle.gif"><br> <div style="text-align:center"><a href="http://gastrophobia.com/index.php">main</a> | <a href="http://gastrophobia.com/about.html">about</a> | <a href="http://gastrophobia.com/archive.php">storyline guide</a> | <a href="http://gastrophobia.com/store.html">store</a> | <a href="http://gastrophobia.com/extras.html">extras</a> ]<br> <img src="http://gastrophobia.com/comix/2009-06-19.png" border="0" alt="2009-06-19.png" title="I hope in last Monday's alt-text I didn't give the impression that I don't like getting e-mails and tweets about stuff I hide in my comic!"><br> <span style="font-size:10px">&copy;2008 <a href="http://davidmcg.net">David McGuire</a>; All Rights Reserved.</span> </div><br> I originally wrote this poem about Firefly the My Little Pony, but then I decided it wasn't worth the potential lawsuit. Fri, 19 Jun 2009 06:33:59 -0700 RSSPECT-00901866 http://gastrophobia.com/index.php?date=2009-06-17 <img src="http://gastrophobia.com/pix/rsstitle.gif"><br> <div style="text-align:center"><a href="http://gastrophobia.com/index.php">main</a> | <a href="http://gastrophobia.com/about.html">about</a> | <a href="http://gastrophobia.com/archive.php">storyline guide</a> | <a href="http://gastrophobia.com/store.html">store</a> | <a href="http://gastrophobia.com/extras.html">extras</a> ]<br> <img src="http://gastrophobia.com/comix/2009-06-17.png" border="0" alt="2009-06-17.png" title="Phobia's heard stupider things; she just has a short memory."><br> <span style="font-size:10px">&copy;2008 <a href="http://davidmcg.net">David McGuire</a>; All Rights Reserved.</span> </div><br> The other day I looked on the back of a package of Fritos and was absolutely shocked to learn there are only three ingredients: Corn, Oil, and Salt. No artificial colors, flavors, or chemical preservatives! Even more shocking was that there's supposedly more corn and oil in a Frito chip than there is salt. Tue, 16 Jun 2009 21:07:14 -0700 RSSPECT-00900439 http://gastrophobia.com/index.php?date=2009-06-15 <img src="http://gastrophobia.com/pix/rsstitle.gif"><br> <div style="text-align:center"><a href="http://gastrophobia.com/index.php">main</a> | <a href="http://gastrophobia.com/about.html">about</a> | <a href="http://gastrophobia.com/archive.php">storyline guide</a> | <a href="http://gastrophobia.com/store.html">store</a> | <a href="http://gastrophobia.com/extras.html">extras</a> ]<br> <img src="http://gastrophobia.com/comix/2009-06-15.png" border="0" alt="2009-06-15.png" title="I got several e-mails and tweets informing me that there's a Kate Beaton pony in last Friday's comic!"><br> <span style="font-size:10px">&copy;2008 <a href="http://davidmcg.net">David McGuire</a>; All Rights Reserved.</span> </div><br> The latest Beartato comic <a href="http://nedroidcomics.livejournal.com/231463.html">touched my heart</a>. It's so sad and meaningful. Nedroid knows drama. Tue, 16 Jun 2009 07:43:47 -0700 RSSPECT-00900019 http://gastrophobia.com/index.php?date=2009-06-12 <img src="http://gastrophobia.com/pix/rsstitle.gif"><br> <div style="text-align:center"><a href="http://gastrophobia.com/index.php">main</a> | <a href="http://gastrophobia.com/about.html">about</a> | <a href="http://gastrophobia.com/archive.php">storyline guide</a> | <a href="http://gastrophobia.com/store.html">store</a> | <a href="http://gastrophobia.com/extras.html">extras</a> ]<br> <img src="http://gastrophobia.com/comix/2009-06-12.png" border="0" alt="2009-06-12.png" title="Gastro loves ponies."><br> <span style="font-size:10px">&copy;2008 <a href="http://davidmcg.net">David McGuire</a>; All Rights Reserved.</span> </div><br> New storyline starts two days ago! Fri, 12 Jun 2009 21:54:03 -0700 RSSPECT-00899287 http://gastrophobia.com/index.php?date=2009-06-10 <img src="http://gastrophobia.com/pix/rsstitle.gif"><br> <div style="text-align:center"><a href="http://gastrophobia.com/index.php">main</a> | <a href="http://gastrophobia.com/about.html">about</a> | <a href="http://gastrophobia.com/archive.php">storyline guide</a> | <a href="http://gastrophobia.com/store.html">store</a> | <a href="http://gastrophobia.com/extras.html">extras</a> ]<br> <img src="http://gastrophobia.com/comix/2009-06-10.png" border="0" alt="2009-06-10.png" title="I mean, can you imagine how much shame that would bring to our family?"><br> <span style="font-size:10px">&copy;2008 <a href="http://davidmcg.net">David McGuire</a>; All Rights Reserved.</span> </div><br> New storyline starts today! Wed, 10 Jun 2009 20:00:49 -0700 RSSPECT-00898515 http://gastrophobia.com/index.php?date=2009-06-08 <img src="http://gastrophobia.com/pix/rsstitle.gif"><br> <div style="text-align:center"><a href="http://gastrophobia.com/index.php">main</a> | <a href="http://gastrophobia.com/about.html">about</a> | <a href="http://gastrophobia.com/archive.php">storyline guide</a> | <a href="http://gastrophobia.com/store.html">store</a> | <a href="http://gastrophobia.com/extras.html">extras</a> ]<br> <img src="http://gastrophobia.com/comix/2009-06-08.png" border="0" alt="2009-06-08.png" title="How much money did you expect to get when you advertised yourself as a ''discount hero'', Phobia?"><br> <span style="font-size:10px">&copy;2008 <a href="http://davidmcg.net">David McGuire</a>; All Rights Reserved.</span> </div><br> Huh. I guess she didn't kill him after all. Mon, 08 Jun 2009 18:05:38 -0700 RSSPECT-00897300 http://gastrophobia.com/index.php?date=2009-06-05 <img src="http://gastrophobia.com/pix/rsstitle.gif"><br> <div style="text-align:center"><a href="http://gastrophobia.com/index.php">main</a> | <a href="http://gastrophobia.com/about.html">about</a> | <a href="http://gastrophobia.com/archive.php">storyline guide</a> | <a href="http://gastrophobia.com/store.html">store</a> | <a href="http://gastrophobia.com/extras.html">extras</a> ]<br> <img src="http://gastrophobia.com/comix/2009-06-05.png" border="0" alt="2009-06-05.png" title="..."><br> <span style="font-size:10px">&copy;2008 <a href="http://davidmcg.net">David McGuire</a>; All Rights Reserved.</span> </div><br> Well, that's it for May. Stay tuned for June! Thu, 04 Jun 2009 22:15:47 -0700 RSSPECT-00895729 http://gastrophobia.com/index.php?date=2009-06-03 <img src="http://gastrophobia.com/pix/rsstitle.gif"><br> <div style="text-align:center"><a href="http://gastrophobia.com/index.php">main</a> | <a href="http://gastrophobia.com/about.html">about</a> | <a href="http://gastrophobia.com/archive.php">storyline guide</a> | <a href="http://gastrophobia.com/store.html">store</a> | <a href="http://gastrophobia.com/extras.html">extras</a> ]<br> <img src="http://gastrophobia.com/comix/2009-06-03.png" border="0" alt="2009-06-03.png" title="You got spunk, kid! You're hired!"><br> <span style="font-size:10px">&copy;2008 <a href="http://davidmcg.net">David McGuire</a>; All Rights Reserved.</span> </div><br> Well, that's it for May. Stay tuned for June! Wed, 03 Jun 2009 20:28:42 -0700 RSSPECT-00895113 http://gastrophobia.com/index.php?date=2009-06-01 <img src="http://gastrophobia.com/pix/rsstitle.gif"><br> <div style="text-align:center"><a href="http://gastrophobia.com/index.php">main</a> | <a href="http://gastrophobia.com/about.html">about</a> | <a href="http://gastrophobia.com/archive.php">storyline guide</a> | <a href="http://gastrophobia.com/store.html">store</a> | <a href="http://gastrophobia.com/extras.html">extras</a> ]<br> <img src="http://gastrophobia.com/comix/2009-06-01.png" border="0" alt="2009-06-01.png" title="''Do you find something funny about my locket?''"><br> <span style="font-size:10px">&copy;2008 <a href="http://davidmcg.net">David McGuire</a>; All Rights Reserved.</span> </div><br> Well, that's it for May. Stay tuned for June! Mon, 01 Jun 2009 05:11:59 -0700 RSSPECT-00893902