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<title>Gastrophobia - SPHINX STINKS</title>
<link>http://gastrophobia.com/index.php?date=2010-02-08</link>
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&lt;div style="text-align:center"&gt;&lt;a href="http://gastrophobia.com/index.php"&gt;main&lt;/a&gt; | &lt;a href="http://gastrophobia.com/about.html"&gt;about&lt;/a&gt; | &lt;a href="http://gastrophobia.com/archive.php"&gt;storyline guide&lt;/a&gt; | &lt;a href="http://gastrophobia.com/store.html"&gt;store&lt;/a&gt; |  &lt;a href="http://gastrophobia.com/extras.html"&gt;extras&lt;/a&gt; ]&lt;br&gt;
&lt;img src="http://gastrophobia.com/comix/2010-02-08.gif" border="0" alt="2010-02-08.gif" title="Are they taking her to be declawed or put to sleep?  That little tidbit is up to you, the reader to decide."&gt;&lt;br&gt;
&lt;span style="font-size:10px"&gt;&amp;copy;2009 &lt;a href="http://davidmcg.net"&gt;David McGuire&lt;/a&gt;; All Rights Reserved.&lt;/span&gt;
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&lt;i&gt;&lt;b&gt;GUESTROPHOBIA&lt;/b&gt;2010&lt;/i&gt;&lt;br&gt;
Today's comic was drawn by KC Green, who earned the name KC because he's constantly Kreating Comics all day long.  At the rate he's going, he'll have single-handedly replaced MAD Magazine as THE source of comic satire before he's 30.  Check out &lt;a href="http://gunshowcomic.com/"&gt;Gun Show&lt;/a&gt; and his &lt;a href="http://kcgreendotcom.com/"&gt;other work&lt;/a&gt; if you're not afraid of being thoroughly entertained.</description>
<pubDate>Mon, 08 Feb 2010 12:42:14 -0800</pubDate>
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<title>Gastrophobia - LAME NAME</title>
<link>http://gastrophobia.com/index.php?date=2010-02-05</link>
<description>&lt;img src="http://gastrophobia.com/pix/rsstitle.gif"&gt;&lt;br&gt;
&lt;div style="text-align:center"&gt;&lt;a href="http://gastrophobia.com/index.php"&gt;main&lt;/a&gt; | &lt;a href="http://gastrophobia.com/about.html"&gt;about&lt;/a&gt; | &lt;a href="http://gastrophobia.com/archive.php"&gt;storyline guide&lt;/a&gt; | &lt;a href="http://gastrophobia.com/store.html"&gt;store&lt;/a&gt; |  &lt;a href="http://gastrophobia.com/extras.html"&gt;extras&lt;/a&gt; ]&lt;br&gt;
&lt;img src="http://gastrophobia.com/comix/2010-02-05.png" border="0" alt="2010-02-05.png" title="One hundred is the highest number that Gastro knows."&gt;&lt;br&gt;
&lt;span style="font-size:10px"&gt;&amp;copy;2009 &lt;a href="http://davidmcg.net"&gt;David McGuire&lt;/a&gt;; All Rights Reserved.&lt;/span&gt;
&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br&gt;
Have you heard of the greatest scientific discovery of the century?  I remember when I was 11 years old and I learned that we would never know what color dinosaurs are.&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;

&lt;a href="http://www.npr.org/templates/story/story.php?storyId=123018405"&gt;&lt;i&gt;We do now.&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/a&gt;

&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;That's right.  5th grade grade classes across &lt;s&gt;the country&lt;/s&gt; the world, are going to have to get new text books.  All the dinosaur artists ever will be rehired to repaint all of the dinosaurs in said text books with the correct colors.  This is how the recession ends, people.  The economy will be revitalized.  Children will learn to laugh again.  Everyone gets a color Kindle with free-wifi-for-life.&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;

It will be beautiful.</description>
<pubDate>Fri, 05 Feb 2010 01:25:32 -0800</pubDate>
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<title>Gastrophobia - Puppy Dog Tale</title>
<link>http://gastrophobia.com/index.php?date=2010-02-01</link>
<description>&lt;img src="http://gastrophobia.com/pix/rsstitle.gif"&gt;&lt;br&gt;
&lt;div style="text-align:center"&gt;&lt;a href="http://gastrophobia.com/index.php"&gt;main&lt;/a&gt; | &lt;a href="http://gastrophobia.com/about.html"&gt;about&lt;/a&gt; | &lt;a href="http://gastrophobia.com/archive.php"&gt;storyline guide&lt;/a&gt; | &lt;a href="http://gastrophobia.com/store.html"&gt;store&lt;/a&gt; |  &lt;a href="http://gastrophobia.com/extras.html"&gt;extras&lt;/a&gt; ]&lt;br&gt;
&lt;img src="http://gastrophobia.com/comix/2010-02-01.png" border="0" alt="2010-02-01.png" title="It's snowing."&gt;&lt;br&gt;
&lt;span style="font-size:10px"&gt;&amp;copy;2009 &lt;a href="http://davidmcg.net"&gt;David McGuire&lt;/a&gt;; All Rights Reserved.&lt;/span&gt;
&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br&gt;
--And that's the end of Chapter 12.</description>
<pubDate>Mon, 01 Feb 2010 04:28:55 -0800</pubDate>
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<title>Gastrophobia - Puppy Dog Tale</title>
<link>http://gastrophobia.com/index.php?date=2010-01-29</link>
<description>&lt;img src="http://gastrophobia.com/pix/rsstitle.gif"&gt;&lt;br&gt;
&lt;div style="text-align:center"&gt;&lt;a href="http://gastrophobia.com/index.php"&gt;main&lt;/a&gt; | &lt;a href="http://gastrophobia.com/about.html"&gt;about&lt;/a&gt; | &lt;a href="http://gastrophobia.com/archive.php"&gt;storyline guide&lt;/a&gt; | &lt;a href="http://gastrophobia.com/store.html"&gt;store&lt;/a&gt; |  &lt;a href="http://gastrophobia.com/extras.html"&gt;extras&lt;/a&gt; ]&lt;br&gt;
&lt;img src="http://gastrophobia.com/comix/2010-01-29.png" border="0" alt="2010-01-29.png" title="Meanwhile, Klepto just sorta got out of the way and let Phobia do her thing."&gt;&lt;br&gt;
&lt;span style="font-size:10px"&gt;&amp;copy;2009 &lt;a href="http://davidmcg.net"&gt;David McGuire&lt;/a&gt;; All Rights Reserved.&lt;/span&gt;
&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br&gt;
Say... did I do a guest comic for Sam &amp; Fuzzy?&lt;br&gt;
Why, &lt;a href="http://samandfuzzy.com/1205"&gt;it looks like I did!&lt;/a&gt;  I'm so wonderful.</description>
<pubDate>Fri, 29 Jan 2010 23:59:22 -0800</pubDate>
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<title>Gastrophobia - Puppy Dog Tale</title>
<link>http://gastrophobia.com/index.php?date=2010-01-27</link>
<description>&lt;img src="http://gastrophobia.com/pix/rsstitle.gif"&gt;&lt;br&gt;
&lt;div style="text-align:center"&gt;&lt;a href="http://gastrophobia.com/index.php"&gt;main&lt;/a&gt; | &lt;a href="http://gastrophobia.com/about.html"&gt;about&lt;/a&gt; | &lt;a href="http://gastrophobia.com/archive.php"&gt;storyline guide&lt;/a&gt; | &lt;a href="http://gastrophobia.com/store.html"&gt;store&lt;/a&gt; |  &lt;a href="http://gastrophobia.com/extras.html"&gt;extras&lt;/a&gt; ]&lt;br&gt;
&lt;img src="http://gastrophobia.com/comix/2010-01-27.png" border="0" alt="2010-01-27.png" title="Phobia is no samurai."&gt;&lt;br&gt;
&lt;span style="font-size:10px"&gt;&amp;copy;2009 &lt;a href="http://davidmcg.net"&gt;David McGuire&lt;/a&gt;; All Rights Reserved.&lt;/span&gt;
&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br&gt;
Reference: &lt;a href="http://www.gastrophobia.com/index.php?date=2009-01-21"&gt;Either these guys are good at ambushes or Phobia and Klepto are really bad at avoiding ambushes.&lt;/a&gt;</description>
<pubDate>Wed, 27 Jan 2010 23:43:14 -0800</pubDate>
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<title>Gastrophobia - Puppy Dog Tale</title>
<link>http://gastrophobia.com/index.php?date=2010-01-23</link>
<description>&lt;img src="http://gastrophobia.com/pix/rsstitle.gif"&gt;&lt;br&gt;
&lt;div style="text-align:center"&gt;&lt;a href="http://gastrophobia.com/index.php"&gt;main&lt;/a&gt; | &lt;a href="http://gastrophobia.com/about.html"&gt;about&lt;/a&gt; | &lt;a href="http://gastrophobia.com/archive.php"&gt;storyline guide&lt;/a&gt; | &lt;a href="http://gastrophobia.com/store.html"&gt;store&lt;/a&gt; |  &lt;a href="http://gastrophobia.com/extras.html"&gt;extras&lt;/a&gt; ]&lt;br&gt;
&lt;img src="http://gastrophobia.com/comix/2010-01-23.png" border="0" alt="2010-01-23.png" title="Phobia's about as dignified as Sarah Palin is the future 2012 Republican presidential candidate.  (She's not.)"&gt;&lt;br&gt;
&lt;span style="font-size:10px"&gt;&amp;copy;2009 &lt;a href="http://davidmcg.net"&gt;David McGuire&lt;/a&gt;; All Rights Reserved.&lt;/span&gt;
&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br&gt;
You remember the &lt;a href="http://www.gastrophobia.com/index.php?date=2009-02-20"&gt;cuckoo birds&lt;/a&gt;, don't you?</description>
<pubDate>Sat, 23 Jan 2010 15:14:40 -0800</pubDate>
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<title>Gastrophobia - Puppy Dog Tale</title>
<link>http://gastrophobia.com/index.php?date=2010-01-20</link>
<description>&lt;img src="http://gastrophobia.com/pix/rsstitle.gif"&gt;&lt;br&gt;
&lt;div style="text-align:center"&gt;&lt;a href="http://gastrophobia.com/index.php"&gt;main&lt;/a&gt; | &lt;a href="http://gastrophobia.com/about.html"&gt;about&lt;/a&gt; | &lt;a href="http://gastrophobia.com/archive.php"&gt;storyline guide&lt;/a&gt; | &lt;a href="http://gastrophobia.com/store.html"&gt;store&lt;/a&gt; |  &lt;a href="http://gastrophobia.com/extras.html"&gt;extras&lt;/a&gt; ]&lt;br&gt;
&lt;img src="http://gastrophobia.com/comix/2010-01-20.png" border="0" alt="2010-01-20.png" title="Each painting is an actual portrait of one of the dog master's dogs, commissioned by local artists.  Except for the mural.  That came with the house.  See, the last people who lived here were also dog masters.  Dog mastering is a fairly profitable business."&gt;&lt;br&gt;
&lt;span style="font-size:10px"&gt;&amp;copy;2009 &lt;a href="http://davidmcg.net"&gt;David McGuire&lt;/a&gt;; All Rights Reserved.&lt;/span&gt;
&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br&gt;
What's the bigger anachronism?  That they have all of these breeds of dogs that didn't exist 3,000 years ago or that the old woman has glasses?  I'm no better than The Flintstones; I should be ashamed of myself.</description>
<pubDate>Wed, 20 Jan 2010 19:17:10 -0800</pubDate>
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<title>Gastrophobia - Puppy Dog Tale</title>
<link>http://gastrophobia.com/index.php?date=2010-01-15</link>
<description>&lt;img src="http://gastrophobia.com/pix/rsstitle.gif"&gt;&lt;br&gt;
&lt;div style="text-align:center"&gt;&lt;a href="http://gastrophobia.com/index.php"&gt;main&lt;/a&gt; | &lt;a href="http://gastrophobia.com/about.html"&gt;about&lt;/a&gt; | &lt;a href="http://gastrophobia.com/archive.php"&gt;storyline guide&lt;/a&gt; | &lt;a href="http://gastrophobia.com/store.html"&gt;store&lt;/a&gt; |  &lt;a href="http://gastrophobia.com/extras.html"&gt;extras&lt;/a&gt; ]&lt;br&gt;
&lt;img src="http://gastrophobia.com/comix/2010-01-15.png" border="0" alt="2010-01-15.png" title="People make that mistake all the time and it is very embarrassing."&gt;&lt;br&gt;
&lt;span style="font-size:10px"&gt;&amp;copy;2009 &lt;a href="http://davidmcg.net"&gt;David McGuire&lt;/a&gt;; All Rights Reserved.&lt;/span&gt;
&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br&gt;
I swear to God this storyline is not a rip-off of the Raphael chapter of the excellent Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles book, &lt;i&gt;Challenges&lt;/i&gt;, by Michael Dooney.</description>
<pubDate>Fri, 15 Jan 2010 05:03:28 -0800</pubDate>
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<title>Gastrophobia - Puppy Dog Tale</title>
<link>http://gastrophobia.com/index.php?date=2010-01-13</link>
<description>&lt;img src="http://gastrophobia.com/pix/rsstitle.gif"&gt;&lt;br&gt;
&lt;div style="text-align:center"&gt;&lt;a href="http://gastrophobia.com/index.php"&gt;main&lt;/a&gt; | &lt;a href="http://gastrophobia.com/about.html"&gt;about&lt;/a&gt; | &lt;a href="http://gastrophobia.com/archive.php"&gt;storyline guide&lt;/a&gt; | &lt;a href="http://gastrophobia.com/store.html"&gt;store&lt;/a&gt; |  &lt;a href="http://gastrophobia.com/extras.html"&gt;extras&lt;/a&gt; ]&lt;br&gt;
&lt;img src="http://gastrophobia.com/comix/2010-01-13.png" border="0" alt="2010-01-13.png" title="Maybe the cave is used as a kennel or something?"&gt;&lt;br&gt;
&lt;span style="font-size:10px"&gt;&amp;copy;2009 &lt;a href="http://davidmcg.net"&gt;David McGuire&lt;/a&gt;; All Rights Reserved.&lt;/span&gt;
&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br&gt;
Regardless of what you think of the situation he's in with The Tonight Show, you've gotta admit Conan O'Brien is &lt;a href="http://mediadecoder.blogs.nytimes.com/2010/01/12/conan-obrien-says-he-wont-do-tonight-show-following-leno"&gt;damn good at writing letters&lt;/a&gt;.</description>
<pubDate>Tue, 12 Jan 2010 21:16:09 -0800</pubDate>
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<title>Gastrophobia - Puppy Dog Tale</title>
<link>http://gastrophobia.com/index.php?date=2010-01-11</link>
<description>&lt;img src="http://gastrophobia.com/pix/rsstitle.gif"&gt;&lt;br&gt;
&lt;div style="text-align:center"&gt;&lt;a href="http://gastrophobia.com/index.php"&gt;main&lt;/a&gt; | &lt;a href="http://gastrophobia.com/about.html"&gt;about&lt;/a&gt; | &lt;a href="http://gastrophobia.com/archive.php"&gt;storyline guide&lt;/a&gt; | &lt;a href="http://gastrophobia.com/store.html"&gt;store&lt;/a&gt; |  &lt;a href="http://gastrophobia.com/extras.html"&gt;extras&lt;/a&gt; ]&lt;br&gt;
&lt;img src="http://gastrophobia.com/comix/2010-01-11.png" border="0" alt="2010-01-11.png" title="Phobia changed her hairstyle again."&gt;&lt;br&gt;
&lt;span style="font-size:10px"&gt;&amp;copy;2009 &lt;a href="http://davidmcg.net"&gt;David McGuire&lt;/a&gt;; All Rights Reserved.&lt;/span&gt;
&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br&gt;
Today starts the 12th chapter of Gastrophobia.  As some of you may have guessed and most of you never noticed, each of the 12 storylines thus far have been loosely based on one of the 12 labours of Herakles, who has already appeared in this comic.  And now it looks like I'm introducing a pomeranian to the cast, regardless of how historically inaccurate that may be.  Are you excited?  I'm excited!
&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;
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<pubDate>Mon, 11 Jan 2010 02:35:57 -0800</pubDate>
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<title>Gastrophobia - Happy Holidays!</title>
<link>http://gastrophobia.com/index.php?date=2009-12-25</link>
<description>&lt;img src="http://gastrophobia.com/pix/rsstitle.gif"&gt;&lt;br&gt;
&lt;div style="text-align:center"&gt;&lt;a href="http://gastrophobia.com/index.php"&gt;main&lt;/a&gt; | &lt;a href="http://gastrophobia.com/about.html"&gt;about&lt;/a&gt; | &lt;a href="http://gastrophobia.com/archive.php"&gt;storyline guide&lt;/a&gt; | &lt;a href="http://gastrophobia.com/store.html"&gt;store&lt;/a&gt; |  &lt;a href="http://gastrophobia.com/extras.html"&gt;extras&lt;/a&gt; ]&lt;br&gt;
&lt;img src="http://gastrophobia.com/comix/2009-12-25.png" border="0" alt="2009-12-25.png" title="Happy Holidays!"&gt;&lt;br&gt;
&lt;span style="font-size:10px"&gt;&amp;copy;2009 &lt;a href="http://davidmcg.net"&gt;David McGuire&lt;/a&gt;; All Rights Reserved.&lt;/span&gt;
&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br&gt;
Happy Holidays!</description>
<pubDate>Fri, 25 Dec 2009 00:50:58 -0800</pubDate>
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<title>Gastrophobia - DVD extras</title>
<link>http://gastrophobia.com/index.php?date=2009-12-23</link>
<description>&lt;img src="http://gastrophobia.com/pix/rsstitle.gif"&gt;&lt;br&gt;
&lt;div style="text-align:center"&gt;&lt;a href="http://gastrophobia.com/index.php"&gt;main&lt;/a&gt; | &lt;a href="http://gastrophobia.com/about.html"&gt;about&lt;/a&gt; | &lt;a href="http://gastrophobia.com/archive.php"&gt;storyline guide&lt;/a&gt; | &lt;a href="http://gastrophobia.com/store.html"&gt;store&lt;/a&gt; |  &lt;a href="http://gastrophobia.com/extras.html"&gt;extras&lt;/a&gt; ]&lt;br&gt;
&lt;img src="http://gastrophobia.com/comix/2009-12-23.png" border="0" alt="2009-12-23.png" title="I also fixed Gastro's robe in panel three."&gt;&lt;br&gt;
&lt;span style="font-size:10px"&gt;&amp;copy;2009 &lt;a href="http://davidmcg.net"&gt;David McGuire&lt;/a&gt;; All Rights Reserved.&lt;/span&gt;
&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br&gt;
I re-inked the hand-drawn &lt;a href="http://www.gastrophobia.com/index.php?date=2008-11-26"&gt;page 43&lt;/a&gt; and &lt;a href="http://www.gastrophobia.com/index.php?date=2008-11-28"&gt;page 44&lt;/a&gt; in Flash so they'd match the rest of the pages in the upcoming Gastrophobia book, which is going to be amazing.
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&lt;div style="text-align:center"&gt;&lt;a href="http://gastrophobia.com/store.html"&gt;&lt;img src="http://gastrophobia.com/pix/merch/ads/buttonsAd01.png" border="0" alt="Buttons for sale!" title="Buttons for sale!"&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description>
<pubDate>Wed, 23 Dec 2009 06:39:27 -0800</pubDate>
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<title>Gastrophobia - The Heat Is On!</title>
<link>http://gastrophobia.com/index.php?date=2009-12-20</link>
<description>&lt;img src="http://gastrophobia.com/pix/rsstitle.gif"&gt;&lt;br&gt;
&lt;div style="text-align:center"&gt;&lt;a href="http://gastrophobia.com/index.php"&gt;main&lt;/a&gt; | &lt;a href="http://gastrophobia.com/about.html"&gt;about&lt;/a&gt; | &lt;a href="http://gastrophobia.com/archive.php"&gt;storyline guide&lt;/a&gt; | &lt;a href="http://gastrophobia.com/store.html"&gt;store&lt;/a&gt; |  &lt;a href="http://gastrophobia.com/extras.html"&gt;extras&lt;/a&gt; ]&lt;br&gt;
&lt;img src="http://gastrophobia.com/comix/2009-12-20.png" border="0" alt="2009-12-20.png" title="This wasn't part of the deal, Phobia.  THIS WASN'T PART OF THE DEEEEAL!"&gt;&lt;br&gt;
&lt;span style="font-size:10px"&gt;&amp;copy;2009 &lt;a href="http://davidmcg.net"&gt;David McGuire&lt;/a&gt;; All Rights Reserved.&lt;/span&gt;
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And that wraps up chapter 11!  Hope you enjoyed it!&lt;br&gt;
I hope you enjoy the next chapter too!
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<pubDate>Sat, 19 Dec 2009 23:02:45 -0800</pubDate>
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<title>Gastrophobia - The Heat Is On!</title>
<link>http://gastrophobia.com/index.php?date=2009-12-17</link>
<description>&lt;img src="http://gastrophobia.com/pix/rsstitle.gif"&gt;&lt;br&gt;
&lt;div style="text-align:center"&gt;&lt;a href="http://gastrophobia.com/index.php"&gt;main&lt;/a&gt; | &lt;a href="http://gastrophobia.com/about.html"&gt;about&lt;/a&gt; | &lt;a href="http://gastrophobia.com/archive.php"&gt;storyline guide&lt;/a&gt; | &lt;a href="http://gastrophobia.com/store.html"&gt;store&lt;/a&gt; |  &lt;a href="http://gastrophobia.com/extras.html"&gt;extras&lt;/a&gt; ]&lt;br&gt;
&lt;img src="http://gastrophobia.com/comix/2009-12-17.png" border="0" alt="2009-12-17.png" title="Phobia fights without honor."&gt;&lt;br&gt;
&lt;span style="font-size:10px"&gt;&amp;copy;2009 &lt;a href="http://davidmcg.net"&gt;David McGuire&lt;/a&gt;; All Rights Reserved.&lt;/span&gt;
&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br&gt;
This entire competition was a complete farce, wasn't it?
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&lt;a href="http://www.gastrophobia.com/index.php?date=2009-04-01"&gt;Typo&lt;/a&gt; is captain of the royal guard.&lt;br&gt;
&lt;a href="http://www.gastrophobia.com/index.php?date=2008-10-01"&gt;Helen&lt;/a&gt; is a friend of Phobia's who makes pots.&lt;br&gt;
&lt;a href="http://www.gastrophobia.com/index.php?date=2009-07-29"&gt;Philia&lt;/a&gt; is an Amazon and Phobia's old sparring partner.
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