http://gastrophobia.com/ The adventures of a single mom barbarian warrior in Ancient Greece. en-us http://gastrophobia.com/ http://gastrophobia.com/pix/rsslogo.gif Tue, 31 Aug 2010 21:06:15 -0700 http://gastrophobia.com/index.php?date=2010-09-01 <img src="http://gastrophobia.com/pix/rsstitle.gif"><br> <div style="text-align:center"><a href="http://gastrophobia.com/index.php">main</a> | <a href="http://gastrophobia.com/about.html">about</a> | <a href="http://gastrophobia.com/archive.php">storyline guide</a> | <a href="http://gastrophobia.bigcartel.com/">store</a> | <a href="http://gastrophobia.com/extras.html">extras</a> ]<br> <img src="http://gastrophobia.com/comix/2010-09-01.png" border="0" alt="2010-09-01.png" title="So, it turns out that the title is a terrible, terrible pun. Look it up."><br> <span style="font-size:10px">&copy;2010 <a href="http://davidmcg.net">David McGuire</a>; All Rights Reserved.</span> </div><br> You wouldn't believe the awful scripts this guy sent me. The dialogue was all hideously out-dated, so I fixed that. There was also no explanation of what the scenes were supposed to look like, so I threw something together. And how did people dress in the 16th century anyway? Hell if I know, I don't have time to look that stuff up.<br><br> <div style="text-align:center;"><a href="http://gastrophobia.bigcartel.com/"><img src="http://gastrophobia.com/pix/merch/ads/triviatoteAd.png" height="90" width="600" alt="AD GOES HERE" title="Just buy it already!" border="2"></a></div> Tue, 31 Aug 2010 21:06:15 -0700 RSSPECT-001150453 http://gastrophobia.com/index.php?date=2010-08-27 <img src="http://gastrophobia.com/pix/rsstitle.gif"><br> <div style="text-align:center"><a href="http://gastrophobia.com/index.php">main</a> | <a href="http://gastrophobia.com/about.html">about</a> | <a href="http://gastrophobia.com/archive.php">storyline guide</a> | <a href="http://gastrophobia.bigcartel.com/">store</a> | <a href="http://gastrophobia.com/extras.html">extras</a> ]<br> <img src="http://gastrophobia.com/comix/2010-08-27.png" border="0" alt="2010-08-27.png" title="Philia doesn't agree that you can be wrong about something that's a matter of opinion."><br> <span style="font-size:10px">&copy;2010 <a href="http://davidmcg.net">David McGuire</a>; All Rights Reserved.</span> </div><br> The next storyline will be called Much Ado About Nothing and is by special guest writer, William Shakespeare! I can't wait to see what he does with my characters! <br><br> I'll continue the webcomic fan-arts at a later date, I'm busy preparing for SPX, where I'll be selling Gastrophobia books, tote bags, keychains, minicomix, and more!<br><br> <div style="text-align:center;"><a href="http://gastrophobia.bigcartel.com/"><img src="http://gastrophobia.com/pix/merch/ads/triviatoteAd.png" height="90" width="600" alt="AD GOES HERE" title="Just buy it already!" border="2"></a></div> Fri, 27 Aug 2010 12:07:35 -0700 RSSPECT-001148842 http://gastrophobia.com/index.php?date=2010-08-21 <img src="http://gastrophobia.com/pix/rsstitle.gif"><br> <div style="text-align:center"><a href="http://gastrophobia.com/index.php">main</a> | <a href="http://gastrophobia.com/about.html">about</a> | <a href="http://gastrophobia.com/archive.php">storyline guide</a> | <a href="http://gastrophobia.bigcartel.com/">store</a> | <a href="http://gastrophobia.com/extras.html">extras</a> ]<br> <img src="http://gastrophobia.com/comix/2010-08-21.png" border="0" alt="2010-08-21.png" title="The Cuckoo King thinks honor is a little silly, but he tries not to judge."><br> <span style="font-size:10px">&copy;2010 <a href="http://davidmcg.net">David McGuire</a>; All Rights Reserved.</span> </div><br> If you haven't seen the Scott Pilgrim movie yet, hurry up and see it this weekend! <br><br> Also, <a href="http://www.mspaintadventures.com/">John</a> can't wait to be a useless piece of shit all day and read all these books.<br> <img src="http://gastrophobia.com/pix/news/webcomicsread/homestuckread.png" alt="homestuckread" height="400" width="400"><br><br> <div style="text-align:center;"><a href="http://gastrophobia.bigcartel.com/"><img src="http://gastrophobia.com/pix/merch/ads/triviatoteAd.png" height="90" width="600" alt="AD GOES HERE" title="Just buy it already!" border="2"></a></div> Fri, 20 Aug 2010 22:26:52 -0700 RSSPECT-001146559 http://gastrophobia.com/index.php?date=2010-08-16 <img src="http://gastrophobia.com/pix/rsstitle.gif"><br> <div style="text-align:center"><a href="http://gastrophobia.com/index.php">main</a> | <a href="http://gastrophobia.com/about.html">about</a> | <a href="http://gastrophobia.com/archive.php">storyline guide</a> | <a href="http://gastrophobia.bigcartel.com/">store</a> | <a href="http://gastrophobia.com/extras.html">extras</a> ]<br> <img src="http://gastrophobia.com/comix/2010-08-16.png" border="0" alt="2010-08-16.png" title="Those guys were both pretty immature, if you ask me."><br> <span style="font-size:10px">&copy;2010 <a href="http://davidmcg.net">David McGuire</a>; All Rights Reserved.</span> </div><br> <a href="http://nedroid.com/">Beartato</a> is Gastrophobia.<br> <img src="http://gastrophobia.com/pix/news/webcomicsread/beartatoread.png" alt="beartatoread" height="291" width="400"><br><br> <div style="text-align:center;"><a href="http://gastrophobia.bigcartel.com/"><img src="http://gastrophobia.com/pix/merch/ads/triviatoteAd.png" height="90" width="600" alt="AD GOES HERE" title="Just buy it already!" border="2"></a></div> Mon, 16 Aug 2010 15:24:45 -0700 RSSPECT-001144820 http://gastrophobia.com/index.php?date=2010-08-11 <img src="http://gastrophobia.com/pix/rsstitle.gif"><br> <div style="text-align:center"><a href="http://gastrophobia.com/index.php">main</a> | <a href="http://gastrophobia.com/about.html">about</a> | <a href="http://gastrophobia.com/archive.php">storyline guide</a> | <a href="http://gastrophobia.bigcartel.com/">store</a> | <a href="http://gastrophobia.com/extras.html">extras</a> ]<br> <img src="http://gastrophobia.com/comix/2010-08-11.png" border="0" alt="2010-08-11.png" title="Nightsorrow has 1337 hacking skillz."><br> <span style="font-size:10px">&copy;2010 <a href="http://davidmcg.net">David McGuire</a>; All Rights Reserved.</span> </div><br> <a href="http://dawnoftimecomics.com/">Dawn</a> has taste in comics:<br> <img src="http://gastrophobia.com/pix/news/webcomicsread/dawnoftimeread.png" alt="dawnoftimeread" height="320" width="400"><br> I'm not saying it's good taste or bad taste. Just taste.<br><br> <div style="text-align:center;"><a href="http://gastrophobia.bigcartel.com/"><img src="http://gastrophobia.com/pix/merch/ads/triviatoteAd.png" height="90" width="600" alt="AD GOES HERE" title="Just buy it already!" border="2"></a></div> Thu, 12 Aug 2010 02:20:36 -0700 RSSPECT-001142949 http://gastrophobia.com/index.php?date=2010-08-06 <img src="http://gastrophobia.com/pix/rsstitle.gif"><br> <div style="text-align:center"><a href="http://gastrophobia.com/index.php">main</a> | <a href="http://gastrophobia.com/about.html">about</a> | <a href="http://gastrophobia.com/archive.php">storyline guide</a> | <a href="http://gastrophobia.bigcartel.com/">store</a> | <a href="http://gastrophobia.com/extras.html">extras</a> ]<br> <img src="http://gastrophobia.com/comix/2010-08-06.png" border="0" alt="2010-08-06.png" title="These two guys are creeping me out."><br> <span style="font-size:10px">&copy;2009 <a href="http://davidmcg.net">David McGuire</a>; All Rights Reserved.</span> </div><br> <a href="http://www.gunshowcomic.com/">Anime Club</a> has opinions about Gastrophobia:<br> <img src="http://gastrophobia.com/pix/news/webcomicsread/animeclubread.png" alt="animeclubread" height="320" width="400"><br><br> <div style="text-align:center;"><a href="http://gastrophobia.bigcartel.com/"><img src="http://gastrophobia.com/pix/merch/ads/triviatoteAd.png" height="90" width="600" alt="AD GOES HERE" title="Just buy it already!" border="2"></a></div> Fri, 06 Aug 2010 10:51:37 -0700 RSSPECT-001140378 http://gastrophobia.com/index.php?date=2010-08-04 <img src="http://gastrophobia.com/pix/rsstitle.gif"><br> <div style="text-align:center"><a href="http://gastrophobia.com/index.php">main</a> | <a href="http://gastrophobia.com/about.html">about</a> | <a href="http://gastrophobia.com/archive.php">storyline guide</a> | <a href="http://gastrophobia.bigcartel.com/">store</a> | <a href="http://gastrophobia.com/extras.html">extras</a> ]<br> <img src="http://gastrophobia.com/comix/2010-08-04.png" border="0" alt="2010-08-04.png" title="And the story title is finally spoken for the first time."><br> <span style="font-size:10px">&copy;2009 <a href="http://davidmcg.net">David McGuire</a>; All Rights Reserved.</span> </div><br> This morning, I woke up and realized that I absolutely HAVE to draw fanart of other people's webcomics endorsing Gastrophobia. I don't really have much of a choice. It simply cannot be avoided.<br><br> First up, <a href="http://www.gunnerkrigg.com/index2.php">City Face &amp; Friends</a> reading the book:<br> <img src="http://gastrophobia.com/pix/news/webcomicsread/gunnerkriggread.png" alt="gunnerkriggread" height="400" width="400"> <br><br> Look for more updates of this nature later this week and next.<br><br> <div style="text-align:center;"><a href="http://gastrophobia.bigcartel.com/"><img src="http://gastrophobia.com/pix/merch/ads/triviatoteAd.png" height="90" width="600" alt="AD GOES HERE" title="Just buy it already!" border="2"></a></div> Wed, 04 Aug 2010 05:59:02 -0700 RSSPECT-001139265 http://gastrophobia.com/index.php?date=2010-07-22 <img src="http://gastrophobia.com/pix/rsstitle.gif"><br> <div style="text-align:center"><a href="http://gastrophobia.com/index.php">main</a> | <a href="http://gastrophobia.com/about.html">about</a> | <a href="http://gastrophobia.com/archive.php">storyline guide</a> | <a href="http://gastrophobia.bigcartel.com/">store</a> | <a href="http://gastrophobia.com/extras.html">extras</a> ]<br> <img src="http://gastrophobia.com/comix/2010-07-22.png" border="0" alt="2010-07-22.png" title="The goat's name was Kyoko. She was Filby's only friend for the 8 years that Nightsorrow spent in goblin jail."><br> <span style="font-size:10px">&copy;2009 <a href="http://davidmcg.net">David McGuire</a>; All Rights Reserved.</span> </div><br> <img src="http://gastrophobia.com/pix/news/kimpinev6.png" alt=""><br> If you haven't already, don't forget to run out and buy <a href="http://www.amazon.com/Scott-Pilgrim-Pilgrims-Finest-Hour/dp/1934964387/ref=sr_1_2?ie=UTF8&s=books&qid=1279793636&sr=8-2">Scott Pilgrim volume 6</a>!<br><br> <div style="text-align:center;"><a href="http://gastrophobia.bigcartel.com/"><img src="http://gastrophobia.com/pix/merch/ads/triviatoteAd.png" height="90" width="600" alt="AD GOES HERE" title="Just buy it already!" border="2"></a></div> Thu, 22 Jul 2010 03:02:46 -0700 RSSPECT-001132172 http://gastrophobia.com/index.php?date=2010-07-16 <img src="http://gastrophobia.com/pix/rsstitle.gif"><br> <div style="text-align:center"><a href="http://gastrophobia.com/index.php">main</a> | <a href="http://gastrophobia.com/about.html">about</a> | <a href="http://gastrophobia.com/archive.php">storyline guide</a> | <a href="http://gastrophobia.bigcartel.com/">store</a> | <a href="http://gastrophobia.com/extras.html">extras</a> ]<br> <img src="http://gastrophobia.com/comix/2010-07-16.png" border="0" alt="2010-07-16.png" title="They rebuilt the house after the biclops incident."><br> <span style="font-size:10px">&copy;2009 <a href="http://davidmcg.net">David McGuire</a>; All Rights Reserved.</span> </div><br> The Dragon's Lair signing went great! Austin is a fine town, as towns go.<br><br> <div style="text-align:center;"><a href="http://gastrophobia.bigcartel.com/"><img src="http://gastrophobia.com/pix/merch/ads/triviatoteAd.png" height="90" width="600" alt="AD GOES HERE" title="Just buy it already!" border="2"></a></div> Fri, 16 Jul 2010 03:19:57 -0700 RSSPECT-001128067 http://gastrophobia.com/index.php?date=2010-07-07 <img src="http://gastrophobia.com/pix/rsstitle.gif"><br> <div style="text-align:center"><a href="http://gastrophobia.com/index.php">main</a> | <a href="http://gastrophobia.com/about.html">about</a> | <a href="http://gastrophobia.com/archive.php">storyline guide</a> | <a href="http://gastrophobia.bigcartel.com/">store</a> | <a href="http://gastrophobia.com/extras.html">extras</a> ]<br> <img src="http://gastrophobia.com/comix/2010-07-07.png" border="0" alt="2010-07-07.png" title="HAWT."><br> <span style="font-size:10px">&copy;2009 <a href="http://davidmcg.net">David McGuire</a>; All Rights Reserved.</span> </div><br> You remember our friends the cuckoo birds from chapter <a href="http://www.gastrophobia.com/index.php?date=2008-12-17">six</a>, right? Of course they were pretending to be mockingbirds at the time. <br><br> I'll be making an appearance at Dragon's Lair in Austin, TX this Sunday (July 11th) with my friends <a href="http://www.octopuspie.com/">Meredith Gran</a>, <a href="http://www.dieselsweeties.com/">Rich Stevens</a>, <a href="http://girlyyy.com/">Josh Lesnick</a>, and <a href="http://www.gunshowcomic.com/">KC Green</a>! Meredith will be promoting her brand new book collection, <a href="http://www.amazon.com/Octopus-Pie-There-Stars-Brooklyn/dp/0345520432/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&s=books&qid=1278317526&sr=8-1">Octopus Pie: There are No Stars in Brooklyn</a>!<br> There'll be other cartoonists there too. This is officially a <b>thing</b>.<br><br> <div style="text-align:center;"><a href="http://gastrophobia.bigcartel.com/"><img src="http://gastrophobia.com/pix/merch/ads/triviatoteAd.png" height="90" width="600" alt="AD GOES HERE" title="Just buy it already!" border="2"></a></div> Wed, 07 Jul 2010 00:49:40 -0700 RSSPECT-001120819 http://gastrophobia.com/index.php?date=2010-07-06 <img src="http://gastrophobia.com/pix/rsstitle.gif"><br> <div style="text-align:center"><a href="http://gastrophobia.com/index.php">main</a> | <a href="http://gastrophobia.com/about.html">about</a> | <a href="http://gastrophobia.com/archive.php">storyline guide</a> | <a href="http://gastrophobia.bigcartel.com/">store</a> | <a href="http://gastrophobia.com/extras.html">extras</a> ]<br> <img src="http://gastrophobia.com/comix/2010-07-06.png" border="0" alt="2010-07-06.png" title="And the story title is spoken."><br> <span style="font-size:10px">&copy;2009 <a href="http://davidmcg.net">David McGuire</a>; All Rights Reserved.</span> </div><br> You remember our friends the cuckoo birds from chapter <a href="http://www.gastrophobia.com/index.php?date=2008-12-17">six</a>, right? Of course they were pretending to be mockingbirds at the time. <br><br> I'll be making an appearance at Dragon's Lair in Austin, TX this Sunday (July 11th) with my friends <a href="http://www.octopuspie.com/">Meredith Gran</a>, <a href="http://www.dieselsweeties.com/">Rich Stevens</a>, <a href="http://girlyyy.com/">Josh Lesnick</a>, and <a href="http://www.gunshowcomic.com/">KC Green</a>! Meredith will be promoting her brand new book collection, <a href="http://www.amazon.com/Octopus-Pie-There-Stars-Brooklyn/dp/0345520432/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&s=books&qid=1278317526&sr=8-1">Octopus Pie: There are No Stars in Brooklyn</a>!<br> There'll be other cartoonists there too. This is officially a <b>thing</b>.<br><br> <div style="text-align:center;"><a href="http://gastrophobia.bigcartel.com/"><img src="http://gastrophobia.com/pix/merch/ads/triviatoteAd.png" height="90" width="600" alt="AD GOES HERE" title="Just buy it already!" border="2"></a></div> Mon, 05 Jul 2010 20:56:38 -0700 RSSPECT-001119883 http://gastrophobia.com/index.php?date=2010-07-05 <img src="http://gastrophobia.com/pix/rsstitle.gif"><br> <div style="text-align:center"><a href="http://gastrophobia.com/index.php">main</a> | <a href="http://gastrophobia.com/about.html">about</a> | <a href="http://gastrophobia.com/archive.php">storyline guide</a> | <a href="http://gastrophobia.bigcartel.com/">store</a> | <a href="http://gastrophobia.com/extras.html">extras</a> ]<br> <img src="http://gastrophobia.com/comix/2010-07-05.png" border="0" alt="2010-07-05.png" title="''Don't bother telling me what this weapon is, I'll find out eventually.''"><br> <span style="font-size:10px">&copy;2009 <a href="http://davidmcg.net">David McGuire</a>; All Rights Reserved.</span> </div><br> You remember our friends the cuckoo birds from chapter <a href="http://www.gastrophobia.com/index.php?date=2008-12-17">six</a>, right? Of course they were pretending to be mockingbirds at the time. <br><br> I'll be making an appearance at Dragon's Lair in Austin, TX this Sunday (July 11th) with my friends <a href="http://www.octopuspie.com/">Meredith Gran</a>, <a href="http://www.dieselsweeties.com/">Rich Stevens</a>, <a href="http://girlyyy.com/">Josh Lesnick</a>, and <a href="http://www.gunshowcomic.com/">KC Green</a>! Meredith will be promoting her brand new book collection, <a href="http://www.amazon.com/Octopus-Pie-There-Stars-Brooklyn/dp/0345520432/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&s=books&qid=1278317526&sr=8-1">Octopus Pie: There are No Stars in Brooklyn</a>!<br> There'll be other cartoonists there too. This is officially a <b>thing</b>.<br><br> <div style="text-align:center;"><a href="http://gastrophobia.bigcartel.com/"><img src="http://gastrophobia.com/pix/merch/ads/triviatoteAd.png" height="90" width="600" alt="AD GOES HERE" title="Just buy it already!" border="2"></a></div> Mon, 05 Jul 2010 01:17:57 -0700 RSSPECT-001119343 http://gastrophobia.com/index.php?date=2010-07-02 <img src="http://gastrophobia.com/pix/rsstitle.gif"><br> <div style="text-align:center"><a href="http://gastrophobia.com/index.php">main</a> | <a href="http://gastrophobia.com/about.html">about</a> | <a href="http://gastrophobia.com/archive.php">storyline guide</a> | <a href="http://gastrophobia.bigcartel.com/">store</a> | <a href="http://gastrophobia.com/extras.html">extras</a> ]<br> <img src="http://gastrophobia.com/comix/2010-07-02.png" border="0" alt="2010-07-02.png" title="He's gonna be playing that flute all the time and they haven't invented Aspirin yet."><br> <span style="font-size:10px">&copy;2009 <a href="http://davidmcg.net">David McGuire</a>; All Rights Reserved.</span> </div><br> Jon Rosenberg of <a href="http://www.goats.com/">goats dot com</a> fame has a new series for your perusal: <b><a href="http://amultiverse.com/">Scenes From A Multiverse</a></b><br> It's pretty much the best new webcomic this year, so you'd better bookmark it or subscribe to the RSS or do whatever it is you kids do with your websites these days. <br><br> Also I got metal keychains in the store.<br> <a href="http://tinyurl.com/PhobiaKeychain">No foolin'.</a><br><br> <div style="text-align:center;"><a href="http://gastrophobia.bigcartel.com/"><img src="http://gastrophobia.com/pix/merch/ads/triviatoteAd.png" height="90" width="600" alt="AD GOES HERE" title="Just buy it already!" border="2"></a></div> Fri, 02 Jul 2010 00:20:00 -0700 RSSPECT-001117142 http://gastrophobia.com/index.php?date=2010-06-19 <img src="http://gastrophobia.com/pix/rsstitle.gif"><br> <div style="text-align:center"><a href="http://gastrophobia.com/index.php">main</a> | <a href="http://gastrophobia.com/about.html">about</a> | <a href="http://gastrophobia.com/archive.php">storyline guide</a> | <a href="http://gastrophobia.bigcartel.com/">store</a> | <a href="http://gastrophobia.com/extras.html">extras</a> ]<br> <img src="http://gastrophobia.com/comix/2010-06-19.png" border="0" alt="2010-06-19.png" title="To be fair, this entire comic page is an anachronism."><br> <span style="font-size:10px">&copy;2009 <a href="http://davidmcg.net">David McGuire</a>; All Rights Reserved.</span> </div><br> Lewis Carroll is on record saying that a raven is like a writing desk because it is nevar put with the wrong end in front.<br><br> <div style="text-align:center;"><a href="http://gastrophobia.bigcartel.com/"><img src="http://gastrophobia.com/pix/merch/ads/triviatoteAd.png" height="90" width="600" alt="AD GOES HERE" title="Just buy it already!" border="2"></a></div> Sat, 19 Jun 2010 07:37:13 -0700 RSSPECT-001108651 http://gastrophobia.com/index.php?date=2010-06-15 <img src="http://gastrophobia.com/pix/rsstitle.gif"><br> <div style="text-align:center"><a href="http://gastrophobia.com/index.php">main</a> | <a href="http://gastrophobia.com/about.html">about</a> | <a href="http://gastrophobia.com/archive.php">storyline guide</a> | <a href="http://gastrophobia.bigcartel.com/">store</a> | <a href="http://gastrophobia.com/extras.html">extras</a> ]<br> <img src="http://gastrophobia.com/comix/2010-06-15.png" border="0" alt="2010-06-15.png" title="Sticking ''even the women and slaves'' at the end of a statement was not politically incorrect in Ancient Greece."><br> <span style="font-size:10px">&copy;2009 <a href="http://davidmcg.net">David McGuire</a>; All Rights Reserved.</span> </div><br> Cheer up, Klepto! At least this storyline is over!<br><br> <div style="text-align:center;"><a href="http://gastrophobia.bigcartel.com/"><img src="http://gastrophobia.com/pix/merch/ads/triviatoteAd.png" height="90" width="600" alt="AD GOES HERE" title="Just buy it already!" border="2"></a></div> Tue, 15 Jun 2010 08:59:03 -0700 RSSPECT-001107006