Muffin Time

Invisible Friend

Fri, 02 May 2008 02:25:38 -0700

Bryan! - 2008-05-01 23:56:38
BAD NEWS GUYS
Most people don't know this, but I am a Space Adventurer on the weekends. You can't tell though since I'm invisible when I am space adventuring.

I am currently working on a short animated film for school, so this will be the last comic up here for a little bit. The film is taking up way too much time and I don't have much time to draw or write the comic until it's done. The good news is that my film is about 3/4 of the way done and I'm not completely unhappy with it. The better news is that you won't have a comic for a while (this is only better news if you hate my comic). So until I am back, you should try to figure out why nipples are the colors they are. See you soon.

Adventure Hat

Mon, 28 Apr 2008 00:27:29 -0700

Bryan! - 2008-04-27 23:30:24
Adventure Hat
This comic is dedicated to Dr. Jones who inspired me to pursue my dreams and led to my career as a professor in Adventure Science.

Ring-a-ding Ding

Thu, 24 Apr 2008 21:58:05 -0700

Bryan! - 2008-04-24 23:25:25
Ring-a-ding Ding
Boy, do I hate talking on the phone. It sure is an awkward way to communicate. "OH HEY. LET'S TALK WHEN I CAN'T SEE YOU AND I AM NOT ACTUALLY PAYING ATTENTION BUT I AM A.D.D. AND NEED ANOTHER THING SPARKING MY BRAIN." I space off on the phone, but even worse than talking on a phone is talking on a landline. If anyone wants to talk to me they will call my cell phone, so why do I have to answer my landline when it's never for me? What I hate most about phones though is answering the landline when I know it's not for me and taking a message for someone else. That's why I have an answering machine. I was not built for taking messages, it was. Do not expect me to remember you called. Maybe if you called my cell phone then you might have a shot.

Quite a Treedicament

Mon, 21 Apr 2008 03:36:11 -0700

Bryan! - 2008-04-20 22:42:31
Quite a Treedicament
When I was a wee little fellow I would climb my fair share of trees. I would go to the very top and look across my kingdom. Sometimes the tree would be very agreeable. Other times, not so much. Sometimes they would do anything they could to get me out. Summon gusts of wind, splinters, bird attacks. Good thing I am invincible.

Protec'in'

Fri, 18 Apr 2008 02:34:34 -0700

Bryan! - 2008-04-17 22:57:55
Protec'in'
Scary movies are not usually scary, but I am totally afraid of the dark. Because, c'mon man: ghosts. Ghosts are so scary because sometimes they come and rearrange your underwear drawer so when you go to get your DuckTales undies they are not where you thought they were adn you accidentally wear your Ninja Turtles ones by mistake when everyone knows today is so not a Ninja Turtles kind of day.

Oh, who am I kidding? Every day is a Ninja Turtles kind of day.

What Does This Button Do?

Mon, 14 Apr 2008 09:02:17 -0700

Bryan! - 2008-04-14 08:45:24
What Does This Button Do?
My roommate says that if you press him in the belly button he can feel it in his penis. He's gross. I think he secretly just wants people to touch his penis. He's gross.

A Universal Truth

Sat, 12 Apr 2008 11:31:08 -0700

Bryan! - 2008-04-10 23:11:22
A Universal Truth
Blah blah frickin blah. My head is a planet. Beat that.

Fishes Are Always Kissing

Mon, 07 Apr 2008 00:45:01 -0700

Bryan! - 2008-04-07 00:06:31
Fishes Are Always Kissing
"Smooch smooch smooch," goes the little fishy. He wants to make out. He wants to nibble on your ear and give you a hickey. You know you want it too. Just give into the little fishy. "Smooch smooch smooch."

God's Dropping Acid

Fri, 04 Apr 2008 00:27:18 -0700

Bryan! - 2008-04-03 23:26:03
God's Dropping Acid
It has been raining all day. I do not mind rain if it's not cold. I like rain in the summer when it's super hot and it cools me down a bit. I do not, however, like when people pour acid on me. That is what today's comic is about.

A Rough Hand Job

Mon, 31 Mar 2008 01:41:49 -0700

Bryan! - 2008-03-30 23:35:35
A Rough Hand Job
Sometimes when I sleep I lay on my hands and then i wake up and I can't feel them. When this happens I am usually in the middle of a dream and so I think my hands have been cut off so I start flailing them. Eventually the feeling comes back, but not without ruining a few beside lampshades!

Sock It To Me, Baby

Fri, 28 Mar 2008 01:43:42 -0700

Bryan! - 2008-03-27 23:35:31
Sock It To Me, Baby
If I were to live in a sock, would you judge me? I think it might be smelly at first, but I'd get used to it. The warmth to smell ration might be worth it. It would be lonely though, unless I got an extra big sock for others to come party with me. That would be my kind of sock. It might increase the smell, though.

Smaller Air Passage

Mon, 24 Mar 2008 00:09:17 -0700

Bryan! - 2008-03-24 01:22:17
Smaller Air Passage
I'm not allergic to much. Just cats. For the longest time I thought I was allergic to tylenol and peanut butter, but I think they were just gross so I threw up. But cats make me itchy, sniffly, and sneezy. No fun. If you have cats, I'm not coming over.

Smaller Air Passage

Mon, 24 Mar 2008 00:09:17 -0700

Tumor Beats Paper

Fri, 21 Mar 2008 00:10:40 -0700

Bryan! - 2008-03-21 01:59:10
Tumor Beats Paper
I am the rock paper scissors king. I always win. One time someone came up to me and was like "ROCK PAPER SCISSORS SHOOT, but watch out I never lose." I bet him 9 times out of 10 (the one time I didn't win was because I was asleep).

Tumor Beats Paper

Fri, 21 Mar 2008 00:10:40 -0700