Overheard at Harvard

not looking pretty relative to the mean

Thu, 05 Jan 2012 22:17:46 -0800

Guy1 : "Hey, what does the big S little e stand for?"
Guy 2: "uh.. standard error?"
Guy 1: [pause] "Whatever, I'll just look it up"

Harvard Dorm
Heard by: humanities concentrator.

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confidence interval significantly significantly poor with regards to your final tomorrow

Tue, 20 Dec 2011 07:10:05 -0800

Guy: "Hey, what does the big S little e stand for?"
P: "uh.. standard error?"
Guy: [asks how it works]
[awkward pause...]
Guy: "Whatever, I'll just look it up"

Harvard Dorm
Heard by: humanities concentrator.

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Incestfest

Wed, 07 Dec 2011 12:48:58 -0800

I made out with seven people!

Kirkland
Heard by: gross

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jsknkds

Wed, 07 Dec 2011 12:48:58 -0800

sajdnksd

asdknj
Heard by: aksjn

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That totally turns me on

Fri, 28 Oct 2011 22:40:01 -0700

Guy: "Hi my name's Brad."
Girl: "Does anyone ever call you B Rad?!"

The Berg
Heard by: Is that your best pickup line?

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Tell what exactly?

Tue, 25 Oct 2011 05:53:37 -0700

There's one way to tell: Jerk off and see if you still feel like texting her.

Science center
Heard by: dontwannaknow

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Bored Bros

Mon, 17 Oct 2011 17:41:47 -0700

"I have a half hour before I have to meet my girlfriend in the dhall. Wanna play smash?"

"Sorry I have two midterms tomorrow. So what are you gonna do?"

"I'll just go play with myself in the corner."

Leverett Dining Hall
Heard by: disgusted

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There's A Creeper in the House

Sun, 16 Oct 2011 21:43:48 -0700

Peeping Tom in the boys bathroom in level B- someone is out taking photos under the stalls. Be warned. The little punk/pervert needs to get caught.

Lamont
Heard by: Anonymous

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Careful What you wish for

Tue, 11 Oct 2011 12:11:53 -0700

"...now all I need to figure out is how to convince one of these Harvard boys to marry my daughter."
-Middle-aged woman

In front of Widener
Heard by: Permanent Bachelor

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sunday afternoon beer pong

Sun, 28 Aug 2011 14:52:52 -0700

"the difference between Harvard and other schools, is that we may be getting drunk right now, but we aren't getting any girls wasted"

the guys behind the wall

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That's accurate.

Fri, 26 Aug 2011 10:25:38 -0700

"You don't even go to an Ivy League school!"

Yard
Heard by: Ivy Leaguer

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You shouldn't be a nutritionist.

Wed, 18 May 2011 20:21:15 -0700

"I need to eat more vegetables, I'm going to get scurvy."

Adams Dhall

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Clueless

Sat, 02 Apr 2011 14:21:31 -0700

bluegrass is like jazz?

Yard
Heard by: Yard

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well, yeah

Sun, 06 Mar 2011 10:22:55 -0800

Lamont is the hub of evil..

Annenberg
Heard by: Lamonster

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So THAT'S how he got in

Mon, 14 Feb 2011 12:26:06 -0800

"I wrote my Common App essay about diversity..."

the yard
Heard by: disbelieving

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