Overheard at Harvard

Bright side?

Thu, 11 Mar 2010 16:26:34 -0800

Freshman boy: What house did you get into?
Freshman girl: Dunster.
Freshman boy: Oh. Sorry. At least you guys have a good dining hall.
Freshman girl: Yeah. I'll need it so I can eat my feelings.

outside Lamont
Heard by: Amused Passerby

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Ouch

Sat, 27 Feb 2010 02:02:58 -0800

it's like someone slapping you in the cock and saying 'DANCE!'

noch's

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Best...country?

Sat, 06 Feb 2010 13:34:15 -0800

"The best country in the world is still Hong Kong. No sales tax!"

Currier Mailboxes
Heard by: T_T

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Oh JT...

Sat, 06 Feb 2010 13:34:15 -0800

"Jessica Biel cockblocked me like a mofo last night."

Pfoho
Heard by: Justinfangirl73@aol.com

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Coffee

Sat, 19 Dec 2009 00:02:02 -0800

So I proceeded to spill coffee on my pants, freak out, and jizz on my shirt.

Pfoho dhall
Heard by: Spinmaster

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Too much stat

Sat, 12 Dec 2009 22:12:55 -0800

"Yay, I've gotten past 'muggafs' and now I'm at 'clit'!"

Study Room
Heard by: MGF and CLT

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So Spinach then?

Fri, 11 Dec 2009 21:39:45 -0800

[almost yelling on phone in the library] Hi, can I order a steak for pick-up? But instead of potatoes can I get asparagus on the side? Ok can I get an order of spinach too? Yeah but also the asparagus...yeah I want spinach. And asparagus though too. Ok thanks. [click]

Lamont
Heard by: 100 feet away...aren't we in a library???

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After the win

Sat, 21 Nov 2009 20:15:24 -0800

Harvard guy (to girl friend): Dude, Yale football players have such hard biceps.

The Game
Heard by: CrimsonGirl

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Cyrus

Sun, 01 Nov 2009 21:28:45 -0800

Cyrus, can you show me your penis now?

Mass ave and Linden
Heard by: The wall

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Didn't she go to Harvard?

Tue, 27 Oct 2009 19:46:22 -0700

I was like, I watched Gladiator in the front row, and she was like, haha that was stupid. Then she was like, I watched Legally Blonde II in the front row, haha. That was stupi.

3rd floor stairwell of Lamont
Heard by: a grad student.

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In recent news

Mon, 18 May 2009 19:31:02 -0700

Who knew Kirkland was the hood of Harvard?

Annenberg
Heard by: prospective k-house resident

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Ramifications of the Financial Crisis

Fri, 15 May 2009 21:18:44 -0700

Girl at the other end of the table, talking to her friend but still clearly within earshot: "I haven't gotten a job and my parents won't put up with me. If I don't get a job, then I won't be able to get the health insurance. And if I don't get the health insurance, then I won't be able to get the medicine. And if I don't get the medicine, I won't get out of bed in the morning to brush my teeth!"

Lowell Dining Hall
Heard by: Eating out tonight

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At least I did the reading, right?

Thu, 14 May 2009 22:48:30 -0700

grad student: Wait! I just realized why the paper didn't make any sense to me...I had the pages stapled in the wrong order.

professor: Hmm...that's a new one.

class
Heard by: perplexed

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Simple Heuristic

Mon, 11 May 2009 13:35:25 -0700

"As long as he's a Zionist, I'd hit that"

Formal
Heard by: mg

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Varisty Athletes

Thu, 07 May 2009 15:31:50 -0700

"He's one of the sweeter ones. He didn't participate in the orgy"

Mass Ave
Heard by: Discouraged Jersey Chaser

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