Overheard at Harvard

and that's after grade inflation

Tue, 29 Jun 2010 13:30:51 -0700

"Why do people study so hard and still get, like, Bs?"

Adams DHall
Heard by: iwonderthesamething

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This is why it's A-sian and not B-sian or (gasp) C-sian

Sun, 09 May 2010 01:19:28 -0700

"Why do people study so hard and still get, like, Bs?"

Adams DHall
Heard by: iwonderthesamething

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Stoicism = Death

Thu, 06 May 2010 16:57:59 -0700

"I feel like if you can't be silly, you don't deserve to live"

Outside Lamont
Heard by: Dunkin Runners

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One of these things is not like the others...

Tue, 04 May 2010 20:25:11 -0700

So, you have a variety of symbols for the Church: you have the cross, the anchor, the ship, [...] and the pelican. Today, I think I'm going to focus my homily on....the pelican.

The Barque of Peter
Heard by: bird-lover

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The Harvard Hot Dog

Mon, 03 May 2010 20:13:12 -0700

"There is this hot dog right in the middle of Harvard Yard, and one day he will recognize that this is all unnatural and build spaceships and just fly right out of here..."

Mass Ave
Heard by: Cookie

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I'm rich

Sun, 02 May 2010 15:05:36 -0700

stacks girl: "so you go down to level D and there will be a sign for Pusey tunnel. go through the tunnel and then take the elevator down to P3"

Confused patron: "I think I'll just go buy in on amazon."

stacks entrance
Heard by: humble patron

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Boring Prefrosh

Sun, 02 May 2010 15:05:36 -0700

"You guys are prefrosh? You should all come to Harvard. But don't come if you're boring. We don't have time or space for boring people here"

Adams Dhall
Heard by: Amused

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Some things they don't teach in Ec10

Sat, 01 May 2010 22:23:10 -0700

"I would expect the demand for men's high heel boots to go up during bad economic times."

Dining Hall
Heard by: Anonymous

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Bros

Sat, 01 May 2010 18:22:43 -0700

"I will never have sex with a man."

Canaday courtyard
Heard by: Amused at my window

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Ouch

Fri, 30 Apr 2010 22:25:25 -0700

"I almost did get my face eaten off by seagulls this past summer"

Dining Hall
Heard by: Anonymous

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Oh, so that's the secret to a good GPA

Thu, 29 Apr 2010 17:27:29 -0700

Girl on phone: "Now every time I take of my jacket, I feel like I'm showing off my boobs to my professors."

Mass Ave
Heard by: Try wearing something underneath?

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Don't think they would have gone out anyway...

Mon, 26 Apr 2010 12:11:06 -0700

"Turns out we have one less problem set due on Monday so *theoretically* we could have gone out last night."

annenberg
Heard by: just trying to eat cereal

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And 2 Others Bite The Dust

Mon, 26 Apr 2010 12:11:06 -0700

Prefrosh 1: Even if you have a bad day, you're still at Harvard.
Prefrosh 2: And it's a great day!

JFK Street
Heard by: Proud Harvardian

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welcome to harvard

Thu, 22 Apr 2010 22:37:39 -0700

"I FUCKING HATE UGLY PEOPLE!!!"

Canaday courtyard
Heard by: ohno

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Overheard at Brain Break

Thu, 22 Apr 2010 10:18:29 -0700

Yeah... He just keeps chugging vodka, and once he hits a certain BAC, he speaks nothing but Russian.

Annenburg
Heard by: Me

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