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okay okay but let's see your 20 questions computer can guess "a puppy version of batman"

Tue, 21 May 2013 09:24:13 -0700


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May 21st, 2013: If you want the amazing T-Rex's Summer Vacation design on a tote bag or a hoodie, now is your last chance! TIME IS RUNNING OUT, Y'ALL: One year ago today: well i for one am giving up boo-berry muffins – Ryan

i got opinions

Fri, 17 May 2013 04:55:14 -0700


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dinosaur comics returns monday! this weekend i'll be at TEDxUofT talking about TIME TRAVEL, maybe i will see you there? :o
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May 16th, 2013: I saw the new Star Trek movie last night and it has the XCV 300 in it! It's my favourite Enterprise after the Enterprice C. Anyway that's all I wanted to say One year ago today: SECRETS OF THE BANKING PROFESSION – Ryan

honestly this is best argument for getting rich i can think of

Wed, 15 May 2013 05:18:17 -0700


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May 15th, 2013: Here is a map of real-time edits to Wikipedia sent to me by Eric of Rutabaga: Adventure Chef! I recommend clicking both those links. This is my recommendation and I stand by it. One year ago today: always go out on a joke – Ryan

hockey as she is played

Tue, 14 May 2013 04:39:34 -0700


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May 14th, 2013: STILL BIG INTO TCAF OVER HERE. I just wanted to say thanks to everyone who came out and said hi - I met so many awesome people and it was terrific! In conclusion: YAY TCAF. One year ago today: medusa fan comix – Ryan

phantom island would be a terrific name for a terrible movie

Mon, 13 May 2013 17:06:12 -0700


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May 13th, 2013: TCAF WAS AMAZING AHHHHHHH I LOVE TCAF THAT'S ALL I CAN SAY RIGHT NOW One year ago today: alternate ending: t-rex calls up nasa, but it's not the space organization it's the National Apple Sharers Association, and t-rex wants some apples too, that's the exact moment where i started writing a different ending – Ryan

later, t-rex goes to a party and meets a woman named "oxygen" and almost dies when she leaves the room

Fri, 10 May 2013 08:19:01 -0700


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dinosaur comics returns monday - but come see me at TCAF in toronto!
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May 9th, 2013: Art's not short for "Arthur"! It's short for "Cathartesaura". OBVIOUSLY THAT IS WHAT IT'S SHORT FOR. TCAF is this weekend in Toronto and it's my favourite indie comics show and I'll be there and it's free and it's at the reference library and YOU SHOULD COME One year ago today: it was not morris, morris is a bug, not a fly, close call i know – Ryan

totally fishing for that sweet google traffic coming from searches for "slappin' bums"

Wed, 08 May 2013 04:43:20 -0700


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May 8th, 2013: AW DANG DUDE IS THAT A DINOSAUR COMICS IOS APP?? AW DANG DUDE IT TOTALLY IS AW DANG DUDE IT'S TOTALLY FREE AW DANG DUDE LOOK AT ALL THOSE OTHER GREAT COMICS IN IT TOO YOU SHOULD DOWNLOAD THIS I AM PRETTY SURE One year ago today: hi! i'm a comic you can read with your eyes and brain!! – Ryan

this comic is being exclusively read by people in the future! how's it going? cool, cool. i can't actually hear what you're saying.

Tue, 07 May 2013 04:51:59 -0700


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May 7th, 2013: AW DANG DUDE IS THAT A DINOSAUR COMICS IOS APP?? AW DANG DUDE IT TOTALLY IS AW DANG DUDE IT'S TOTALLY FREE AW DANG DUDE LOOK AT ALL THOSE OTHER GREAT COMICS IN IT TOO YOU SHOULD DOWNLOAD THIS I AM PRETTY SURE One year ago today: this is like the seventh "buy the sun" comic i've started; mom, dad, i want you to know, i think i'm... a supervillian – Ryan

the telltale heart by edgar allan poe, noted scientist

Mon, 06 May 2013 06:00:01 -0700


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May 6th, 2013: A few days ago I added a feature beneath these here posts! There's now a link to the comic from ONE YEAR AGO TODAY beneath every post after the first year, which means if you want to hop back in time and see what past you was enjoying, this site is now specifically programmed to sate that very interest. One year ago today: a doctor, an engineer, and an astronaut walk into a bar. i want to talk to all of them; they seem really interesting. – Ryan

forget educational horror, the NEW hot genre is sex-shaming erotica

Fri, 03 May 2013 04:41:31 -0700


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May 2nd, 2013: Did you know there are Dinosaur Comics fortune cookies? There ARE! And you should get some because these bad boys are of an edition that is LIMITED. So limited that they GO AWAY FOREVER on Friday! FORTUNES INCLUDE: THAT WASN'T SALT SOMEONE AT THIS TABLE IS AN IMPOSTOR THE PLATES ARE EDIBLE TOO. TRUST ME. JUST - JUST EAT YOUR PLATE. DO IT RIGHT NOW I HAVE THE ANTIDOTE and more! Basically say goodbye to all those sucky fortunes that have been holding your life back and say hello to Dinosaur Comics fortune cookies because they are BETTER. One year ago today: yesterday many people emailed me to tell me that "lasers" stood for "Light Amplification by Stimulated Emission of Radiation" and so the word "lazer" didn't make sense, but it's like they've never even heard of "Light Amplification by Zeta-wave Emission Recovery" – Ryan

marty mcfly is asked to lift a ten-ton weight. he struggles, but the weight doesn't move. "this is heavy," he says, pointing to the weight. he leaves shortly afterwards.

Wed, 01 May 2013 04:36:10 -0700


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May 1st, 2013: Did you know there are Dinosaur Comics fortune cookies? There ARE! And you should get some because these bad boys are of an edition that is LIMITED. FORTUNES INCLUDE: THAT WASN'T SALT SOMEONE AT THIS TABLE IS AN IMPOSTOR THE PLATES ARE EDIBLE TOO. TRUST ME. JUST - JUST EAT YOUR PLATE. DO IT RIGHT NOW I HAVE THE ANTIDOTE and more! Basically say goodbye to all those sucky fortunes that have been holding your life back and say hello to Dinosaur Comics fortune cookies because they are BETTER. One year ago today: i'm going to prescribe you some tiger chomps, but be careful: an overdose can be... LETHAL – Ryan

a terrifying zombie story, by me, t-rex. before we start, a quick reminder that you have thirty minutes to fill in your answers, remember to show all work, and only a #2 pencil is acceptable.

Tue, 30 Apr 2013 13:06:38 -0700


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April 30th, 2013: There are still ten colossal T-Rexes left! These are the last ten available, you guys. Did I manufacture precisely ten too many? Because if the answer is for me to take these ten dudes home and fill a room with them and go in that room and never come out, I'll do it. One year ago today: i wrote this comic at the airport and i wasn't even around any dogs, SO THERE – Ryan

spending as much time thinking about ghosts as i assume ghosts spend thinking about me

Mon, 29 Apr 2013 05:12:38 -0700


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April 29th, 2013: Reminder that there are but ten colossal T-Rexes left available for sale, and that these bad boys are so big a) you can sleep on them and b) we can't ship them outside of the continental United States (that is pretty big you guys) One year ago today: this is based on a true story that happened to me, if this dude is out there let me say: i still don't really speak polish, lol, :( – Ryan

now, back to our endless watching of romantic comedies

Fri, 26 Apr 2013 05:42:00 -0700


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April 25th, 2013: I wrote this comic in 2009, finalized it, and then got distracted and COMPLETELY FORGOT ABOUT IT. I happened across it now entirely by accident (I was searching for the phrase "little hearts" which appears in some cut lines to this comic!) So here is a KLASSIC KOMIC that you should've read over four years ago but you get to read it now. Thanks, past me! You were good at writing comics but bad at actually putting them where anyone else could ever see them. In other news, Squishable Utahraptor wants to live in your house! One year ago today: if you learn one thing from dinosaur comics, let it be that the cloaca is their shared digestive, urinary, and reproductive tract. – Ryan

RHETORIC AT 64% AND FALLING

Wed, 24 Apr 2013 07:10:54 -0700


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April 24th, 2013: If you view source on this page and scroll waaaaay down you'll see a little surprise that comes courtesy of Ben! I've been posting a lot about the Adventure Time comic I write, but until now you couldn't read it online for free! THAT HAS ALL CHANGED, YO.. Also the sequel to Machine of Death, called This Is How You Die, is on the Publisher's Weekly Best Summer Books 2013 list! NICE. You can't get the book yet but it'll be available in July! I will be sure shout far and wide when it's available. – Ryan