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Fri, 18 Jul 2008 09:04:40 -0700

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July 15th, 2008: Hey I'm thinking of coming out with some new shirts! If you've read something in my comic and you've said to yourself, "MAN I wish I could spend money on that!" why not email me? That way if I get a thousand emails saying MAKE A SHIRT THAT SAYS "WHOAH, CHECK OUT THESE GENITALS" then I'll know you're all crazy. Crazy prescient!

how do we know when and how words changed pronunciation, if they weren't written down? well sir, we look at sucky rhymes in poems and presume they used to work, and also at books written during the shift complaining how kids today keep talkin' wrong

Fri, 18 Jul 2008 05:35:29 -0700

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if you're interested in learning more, i recommend "how to do things with words" by j.l. austin! i am lifting his ideas here!

Wed, 16 Jul 2008 07:20:04 -0700

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if you have to go, death by misadventure isn't a bad way. it's "a lawful act resulting in death through careless or reckless execution". not bad, not bad! you just have to, you know, really screw up buying tacos

Tue, 15 Jul 2008 06:57:30 -0700

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so yeah the only cure for boner fever is fewer boners. hey thanks for reading my comic today everyone!!

Mon, 14 Jul 2008 08:16:52 -0700

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July 10th, 2008: If you're in Toronto, you should come to my street artist friend Posterchild's art show opening tonight, 8 pm! It's at the Hotshot gallery in Kensington market and it will be full of DEAD ASTRONAUT DOLLS HANGING FROM THE CEILING. Awesome.

this happened to me: i ran into Old My Friend Oliver outside my home, and he gave me the same mysterious inspirational nod. although his smile also could have meant "ryan, it's good to see you again, one last time. too bad how you died TOMORROW"

Fri, 11 Jul 2008 10:28:08 -0700

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when i was a kid i convinced my friend that i was born without the ability to feel pain, which was why i was always so scraped up. to test it i invited him to crush my fingers, which he did, and i ruined it by screaming when it actually REALLY HURT

Fri, 11 Jul 2008 06:28:59 -0700

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"by doing some simple pronoun and name substitutions, you can read all about loheta's adventures. in some of them, he's got breasts!"

Thu, 10 Jul 2008 05:34:15 -0700

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July 3rd, 2008: Minus ended today, which makes me sad because it is a kick-ass comic that I really loved, but Ryan always warned us it would stop suddenly. I recommend reading from the start! I also recommend this particular installment. Ryan I look forward to your next project!

i would really like to read an entire series of books by various famous authors, all called "My Tiring Day". Imagine Alan Moore's "My Tiring Day" next to Nick Hornby's and Gabriel Garcia Marquez's installments! amazing.

Wed, 09 Jul 2008 06:41:51 -0700

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i wasn't sure if you could be food poisoned to death, so i looked it up and saw that you could. "oh good" i said, because it made my punchline work, and then i realized i just said "oh good" to millions of deaths throughout history? wow, go me

Mon, 07 Jul 2008 09:32:15 -0700

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"life is stupid and I'm going to go stockpile water"

Fri, 04 Jul 2008 08:04:26 -0700

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oh my gosh, utahraptor, let's get a "friendship prenup"! i just made them up; let's get some

Thu, 03 Jul 2008 14:35:39 -0700

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before everyone emails me to mention the ketubah, i will probably mention the ketubah tomorrow! unless i change my mind! which i might! who can say!

Wed, 02 Jul 2008 08:43:15 -0700

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June 30th, 2008: My street artist friend Poster Child did something cool a few weeks ago: he put up planters around Toronto that look like hit Mario blocks, with flowers growing out of them. Fire flowers! Excellent. This one is my favourite. Then, a few days ago I came across this box in real life, but someone had pulled the flowers out: way to go, Toronto.

Anyway there was a florist a few doors down, so I bought some more fire flowers and planted them in the box. It was my street art / guerilla gardening debut! My cell phone camera has a terminal case of the sucks, but here's what it looked like. It um, was larger and better lit and prettier in real life.

according to wikipedia, in 1992 the fresh prince theme song was released in the netherlands and hit #3 on the charts! netherlands: why aren't you closer to canada? we could hang out.

Tue, 01 Jul 2008 09:38:25 -0700

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Happy Dominion Day! Dinosaur Comics returns Wednesday.


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if you think "USA" is a slam on billy mitchell then you are correct! also i guess we both saw "king of kong" and enjoyed it?

Fri, 27 Jun 2008 10:43:27 -0700

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June 26th, 2008: Oh, Mr. Tusks, you are my favourite tiny elephant in a bowler hat