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<title>Hey, hey, July is underway</title>
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Today is July 2.  Happy Birthday to my cousin Louie - he's 17 today!  I 
can't beleive it.  I can remember when he was just a baby.  On his first 
Christmas, someone put a bow off a present on his head, and in the home 
video, you can hear my dad saying "Get that bow off that baby's head."  
Also we used to wrap him up in this sleeping bag pad thing (for camping) 
and say he was a burrito.  &lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;
Monday I stayed in bed for way too long and then I took a shower and 
repeated last Monday's trek to B&amp;B Grocery.  I got another Dad's Killer 
and a brownie.  Later I went to my regular Hy-Vee and got groceries.  I 
think mostly I worked on the &lt;a 
href="http://hibillymayshere.tumblr.com/"&gt;Billy Mays tribute site&lt;/a&gt; that 
Jess Higgins started and asked me to run with her.&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;
Tuesday was Baseball day.  First, I went and watched Jay (Louie's younger 
brother) 
play in Slater against Ballard.  They lost the A game but won the B game 
handily.  Aunt Lisa told me it was the first loss of the season for the 
North Polk 8th grade boys.  They have only a few games left so that was a 
real streak they were on!  When I got home, I had the DVD's Eastbound and 
Down, and The Scout waiting for me in my mailbox.  I watched EB&amp;D and I 
can say it honestly lived up to the hype, but mainly because I celebrate 
Danny McBride's entire catalog.&lt;br/&gt;&lt;Br/&gt;
Yesterday (Wednesday) I filed for unemployment and looked at a few job 
postings.  The main thing I did, though, was tape the Pitchmen marathon on 
the Discovery &lt;b&gt;"Manly men doing dangerous things"&lt;/b&gt; Channel.  By 
pausing during the commercials, I got almost 12 hour-long episodes on an 
8-hour VHS tape.  Yes, I realize there's no small irony in dubbing the 
commercials out of a show about commercials.  I really enjoyed the show, 
even the deluded people with their crazy dreams.  BIlly and Sully arguing 
was the best, though.&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;
Today I watched The Scout and I really liked it!  Even though Albert 
Brooks didn't direct, it still had his trademark dryyyyy humor.  I was 
kind of hoping his character would hook up with Dianne Wiest, even though 
that would have been totally superfluous to the plot.  Also I got excited 
when I saw Bob Tewksbury, because when I was following the Cardinals in 
junior high and attempting to be a sports nerd, he was my favorite player.  
(I had a whole wall in my room dedicated to sports stuff....banners for my 
favorite teams made in Print Shop, a Brett Hull poster, and box 
scores/clippings from my teams).  I walked the DVD down to the P.O. for 
exercise, and then I showered and turned in my final work paperwork.  I 
didn't really know what else to do but I didn't want to go home so I went 
and shopped for a gift for that bachelorette party I got invited to.  That 
was kinda cool since I hadn't been to &lt;a 
href="http://www.christals.com/index.html"&gt;Christal's&lt;/a&gt; for a while.  
&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;
This evening, Jesriedl came down, and we had a mini-tour of my 'hood with 
dinner at Taco Casa and dessert at Snookies.  Then we came home and jammed 
on Guitar Hero: World Tour.  "Hey Man, Nice Shot" was friggin' stumping me 
on Bass:Hard so we had to call it 
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how to &lt;i&gt;read&lt;/i&gt;</title>
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Today is June 28.  Title of this post brought to you by America's new 
sweetheart, Zach Galifianakis as "The pretentious Illiterate."&lt;br/&gt;&lt;Br/&gt;
So last night I went to the races with Dad.  That was a lot of fun because 
I hadn't gone at all yet this summer.  It was a World of Outlaws night so 
everyone brought their A game.  &lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;
Today I got some breakfast and then watched the Sam Rockwell movie "Safe 
Men."  I have had good netflix luck with some underrated gems lately, this 
one and Ruthless People.  Both are well-written with interesting twists, 
and fun characters.  I will do an &lt;a 
href="http://twitter.com/#search?q=%238wordsorless"&gt;#8wordsorLess&lt;/a&gt; of 
Safe Men (in honor 
of &lt;a href="http://twitter.com/DougBenson"&gt;@DougBenson&lt;/a&gt;) - Hockey 
themed Bar Mitzvah; Paul Giamatti in Zubaz.  &lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;
I walked the movie down to the Beaverdale P.O. and I was planning to take 
a quickie shower and head up to Ames.  But right before I got home, I saw 
a tweet from Jess Higgins on my phone saying that Billy Mays had died.  
Needless to say, it came as a total surprise.  As you may know, I have 
been a fan of Billy Mays for several months.  (I distinctly recall getting 
upset with my dad at Thanksgiving because he muted a Mighty Putty 
commersh.  So it was at least before that).  &lt;a 
href="http://ooshiny.tumblr.com/"&gt;Jess joined Tumblr&lt;/a&gt; last week 
and we started a &lt;A href="http://hibillymayshere.tumblr.com/"&gt;Billy Mays 
tribute site&lt;/a&gt;....that has now turned into a 
memorial site.  It was originally called "Fuck Yeah, Mighty Putty," 
because every fan site on Tumblr is &lt;a 
href="http://fuckyeahfuckyeahs.tumblr.com/"&gt;FYeah this or Fyeah that&lt;/a&gt;. 
&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;
So yeah, Jess Higgins and I were big fans of Billy Mays, to the extent 
that our other friends knew this about us, as a semi-defining 
characteristic.  This comes as a huge blow.  He was such a positive guy, 
full of life and a crazy work ethic.  He left behind a son, 22-year-old 
Billy Mays III, who is on &lt;A href="https://twitter.com/youngbillymays"&gt;the 
twitter&lt;/a&gt; (that's how we found out about this in the first place).  I 
think, as with MJ, there will never be another one like him.  I mean, Ron 
Popeil is a great salesman too, but he is nowhere near the character or 
larger-than-life personality that Billy was.  (Even if he did get a good 
Weird Al song written about him....might be a good tribute for Al's next 
album!)&lt;br/&gt;&lt;Br/&gt;
There's some talk that Billy's death was related to a bump on the head 
he sustained during the rough landing of 
a flight he was on yesterday.  I know it won't bring him back but I am 
interested to know the results of the autopsy.  If anything good can come 
from the loss it will be to make people more aware of head injuries, so 
they can get checked out even after a seemingly innocent accident.  Of 
course it is entirely possible it was unrelated to what happened on the 
plane. &lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;
I guess I'm going to keep posting stuff on that Tumblr and hope they still 
show the Pitchmen marathon on Discovery on Wednesday.
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cannot complete them</title>
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Today is June 26.  Sorry for falling behind on updates.  A lack of 
personal responsibility, I think.&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;
&lt;b&gt;Tuesday&lt;/b&gt; I had my 2nd day at career counseling.  Got a lot of good 
ideas for companies to learn about and apply to.  I had my lunch at the 
re-opened Billy Joe's.  I had been there many times to the bar part as 
well as the movie part, but never during the day for lunch.  Interesting 
experience.  It also rained REALLY 
hard when we were leaving class.  That night I watched an MST3K 
disc from Netflix.  It was "Ring of Terror," and it had a cool 
bonus feature with a bunch of songs from host segments 
throughout the series.&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;b&gt;Wednesday&lt;/b&gt;
 BIG day.  I got up, cleaned the north gutter, lined up all the bags of 
gutter compost, took a shower, and went up to Ames.  Austin and Jess 
Higgins and I drove up to Story City and had kumla dinner at the Royal 
cafe.  A first-time experience for both of them.  We dropped Jess off at 
her apartment, and Austin and I checked out a &lt;a 
href="http://www.perfectgamesinc.com/content/"&gt;new arcade on the west side 
of Ames&lt;/a&gt;.  Then I traded off again and picked up Jess and we saw The 
Hangover and got Red Lobster with a gift card she got for Christmas.  
Movie as good the 2nd time, tho laughs not as big from me since some of 
the jokes rest on the element of surprise.  &lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;
&lt;b&gt;Thursday&lt;/b&gt; I went to my last hair appointment (that I had already 
paid for) and bought some new khakis to aid me in my job search.  It is 
almost impossible to find full-length khakis with pockets for women.   
Capris are so ugly and they lack dignity, not to mention are inappropriate 
for the office.  Plus I need pockets to put my cell phone into.  Maybe 
they think chicks all carry purses and so we don't need pockets?  Who 
knows.  After the mall, I came home and watched Ruthless People from 
Netflix and then went to the WDM Farmer's Market with Dad for the 
community band concert.  It was ridiculously hot out but we still had fun 
playing.  Dad and I were cracking up when we heard a Tony Orlando and Dawn 
cover band on our way back to the car.  We grilled up some of the burgies 
from B&amp;B grocery and had a nice dinner, and watched coverage of Michael 
Jackson on CNN.  Dad also had me look up Richard Jeni on youtube and we 
watched a special of his that someone had uploaded in 10-minute chunks.  
&lt;br/&gt;&lt;Br/&gt;
&lt;b&gt;Friday (today)&lt;/b&gt; Oh so lazy for most of the day, but I got it 
together enough to head over to the Vierows' for another great MST3K 
night!  We watched Joe Don Baker in Final Justice, as well as Rifftrax of 
&lt;a href="http://www.avclub.com/articles/the-room,25723/"&gt;THE ROOM&lt;/a&gt;.  I 
had wanted to see Tommy Wiseau's masterpiece since he was on 
Tim and Eric.    Leigh and Giselle are both so awesome (and Gir the dog 
too) and I always have a great time at their place.
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Today is June 22.  I have fallen behind on journaling, and I have chosen 
that Candlebox song to represent it.  Don't forget to let it get stuck in 
your head and make you remember how sad you were when you were 
thirteen.&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;
So basically all weekend I was watching the Premium Channel preview pak 
thing on the satellite.  We had all the HBOs, Cinemaxes, Showtimes, 
Encores, etc.  I guess I am bad at understanding the passage of time 
because I kept being overly impressed at how new the movies were that they 
showed.  Particularly of note were The Dark Knight and the new X-Files; I 
think it's been less than a year ago that they came out!  When I wasn't 
in the icebox basement (yay) I was...&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;
&lt;b&gt;Saturday:&lt;/b&gt; At Can't Stop the Serenity down at the Fleur with Austin.  
I would link to their site but it said Bandwidth Exceeded. =(  This is a 
shame because it was a charity event.  There are showings of Serenity 
(a/k/a The Firefly Movie) all over the country to benefit Equality Now.  
It was a good time.   Saturday night I grilled some chops and cleaned out 
my south gutter.  Pulled some real good compost outta there.&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;
&lt;b&gt;Sunday:&lt;/b&gt; I went up to Ames to visit Jess Higgins and also see my dad 
for Father's Day.  Dad and I had supper at &lt;a 
href="http://www.oldemainbrewing.com/"&gt;Old Main&lt;/a&gt; (I refuse to type the 
'e'; the URL is fine b/c I just pasted)  and then we went and saw Year One 
at movies 12.  Now it has received some horrible reviews, but Dad and I 
both enjoyed it.  I was particularly happy to see such a large film role 
for Crossy.  Probably the most he's been in a movie since Run Ronnie Run.  
Of course there were many great comedy people to pick out.  I personally 
think they could have stuck some great comedy &lt;i&gt;ladies&lt;/i&gt; in there--the 
film was rather lacking in women's roles.  A subtle comment on how women 
are viewed in History? Or just studio comedy business as usual??&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;
Today I mowed the lawn and took my ID card and a few other odds 'n' ends 
back to work.  Then I treated myself to a Killer Sandwich from &lt;a 
href="http://www.bbgrocerymeatdeli.com/"&gt;B&amp;B 
Grocery&lt;/a&gt;.  I finally tried the Dad's Killer and it was delicious!  The 
pepper cheese added just the right amount of kick.  I also got a big ol' 
box of 24 hamburger patties from them.  I only wanted a few, but they just 
had these giant boxes, so I said "why not."  If I get sick of eating them, 
I have a perfect excuse to throw a BBQ.
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Today is June 19.  It is no big secret that I have been wearing mostly gym 
shorts since I &lt;strike&gt;got laid off&lt;/strike&gt; had my position eliminated 
during a restructuring.  Today, as you can see from my careful language, I 
had my first session of career counseling at Career Resource Group.  It 
was an all-day deal, over in an office park building on Westown.  We 
learned a lot of techniques for telling about our accomplishments, and 
many resume tips.  I think it was worthwhile so far.  This Tuesday I go 
back for day 2.  But yeah, the dress code is &lt;a 
href="http://hrwiki.org/wiki/Biz_Cas_Fri_1"&gt;biz cas&lt;/a&gt; so I had to wear 
pants.  I wore my black slacks with pink pinstripes (so cute), a lime 
green polo, black socks, and black Danskos.  After the class I went up to 
Ankeny to visit young Shasta again, and then I came home.&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;
I changed into shorts (yay!) and watched The Rocker with Caylor.  It was a 
pretty cute movie, recommended just for all the great comedy folks in the 
supporting cast.  And the music that the teen band played wasn't bad 
either.  I decided to be cool and walk my Netflix envelope to the post 
office, like I used to do in &lt;a 
href="http://www55.pair.com/rachelpi/news/news5_03.html"&gt;days of yore&lt;/a&gt;.  
It takes me about 45 minutes to walk from my house to the mailboxes and 
back.  It was super swampy outside.  It would be nice to have some dry, 
sunny days to even everything out.  
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Today is June 18.  Title stolen from one of &lt;a 
href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KT0WyAk84Ns"&gt;Mike Birbiglia&lt;/a&gt;'s 
jokes about 
how his dreams are better than real life.  "I wanna go to the store...cut 
to the store!  Fade to black...pizza montage!"  We actually had a pizza 
montage today because Caylor ordered delivery but it didn't go through (he 
thought) so then he ordered carryout and i went and got it.  But by the 
time I got home, the delivery person had brought the original pizza.  Just 
wacky times around the house I guess.  Click around on the related videos 
for some more Birbiglia goodness.&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;
I don't have much else to report today.  I have a first-draft updated 
resume.  I can now legally say I know SQL.  (Woop - make a circle in the 
air with your finger).  Tomorrow I have my first all-day career counseling 
sesh at CRG Lee Hecht Harrison.  Actually I should get to bed soon so I 
can wake up early for it.  I'll probably need an electric tip-over bed if 
that's going to happen.  &lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;
I watched Reversal of Fortune, on the recommendation of Jill and Andy 
both.  It was very well made, and Jeremys Iron is creepy as hell.  
Christine Baranski is fab, of course, and Felicity Huffman does a good 
job as a semi-whiny law student.  Reminds you how &lt;i&gt;stone messed-up&lt;/i&gt; 
rich people are!
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Today is June 17.  Dang, this month is skipping right along. Today I 
wasn't productive but at least I wasn't completely idle.  I watched 2 
Netflix, and visited Kim's cat Shata again.  Kim and her family are on 
vacation and they've got auto-everything set up for her, but she's stuck 
in an enclosure.  So Kim asked me to go visit Shasta and let her out a few 
times.  I went Monday and today both.  Shasta loves to be cuddled and 
held so it is very nice to visit her.  She carries herself in a unique 
manner; her tail is folded and is perpendicular to her back.&lt;br/&gt;&lt;Br/&gt;
I also made it to band practice and then the gym.  Next week we're playing 
the WDM Farmers' Market.  It's our first FM gig of the year so I am 
excited.  Right now I'm just hanging out in the basement with &lt;a 
href="http://www.petfinder.com/petnote/displaypet.cgi?petid=13896219"&gt;Petey 
Peterman&lt;/a&gt;.  He likes to rub his head on EVERYTHING.  Soon Pete will get 
to have his own photoshoot and the RVAS can replace the crummy pic I took 
where he's hiding under the bed!&lt;br/&gt;&lt;Br/&gt;
Today I also got really cocky because I thought I was out of bread but 
then I still had pita pockets.  So I was still able to make a turkey 
sandwich.  The reason for the title is because I turned on the air 
conditioning for the first time this year.  Since Caylor's and my 
schedules are so different, I had to leave a note asking him to shut all 
the windows upstairs.  I tried to make it as non-Passive-Aggressive as I 
could.  I just wanted to respect his room and not go tromping in there to 
shut the windows myself.  Plus he had to open the windows in Pete's room, 
so I wasn't about to count on myself for getting them shut.
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Today is June 16.  I went out for breakfast-as-lunch with my friend 
&lt;a href="http://www.kelseyblessman.com/"&gt;Kelsey&lt;/a&gt;.  We used to work at 
the App1e store together.  I tried to get the nickname K-Bless going for 
her (c.f. Jack Black as "Jbles") but it didn't stick.  Oh well!*  She is 
an 
amazing photographer and you can see her work at shops around the DSM 
area!  I know the old saw claims that "any hot girl with a camera is a 
'photographer'" but Kelsey is SRS BIZ.  &lt;br/&gt;&lt;Br/&gt;
So yeah, we had a delicious lunch at the Waveland Cafe and then we checked 
out the little health food store across the street that I have always seen 
but never visited! It is called the &lt;a 
href="http://www.newcitymarketdm.com/"&gt;New City Market&lt;/a&gt; and it smells 
just like Wheatsfield inside, ha ha.  Kelsey got some yogurt made from 
coconut milk, and I got lemonade and coconut &lt;i&gt;water&lt;/i&gt;.  &lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;
In the afternoon I played some Beautiful Katamari - finally beat the game 
- and then went up to Ames to visit the convalescin' Jess Higgins.  She's 
walking around, so good to see her out of the hospital bed.  We watched 
The Wedding Singer and looked up old tv commercials for record 
compilations (think Freedom Rock, Sounds of the '70s, basically anything 
with "Can't Fight This Feeling") so that was hilarious and 
nostalgic.&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;
We also watched some Yacht Rocks and then I just checked on VH1 Classic 
and they are showing the movie FM tonight!  I'm excited because I think 
it's out of print or never was released on DVD.  I've heard it was like if 
WKRP was a movie, but according to &lt;a 
href="http://m.twitter.com/Jdryznar"&gt;JD 
Ryznar&lt;/a&gt; it made him sleepy.  So we'll 
see.  Just now a concert film of Supertramp is ending up.  At one point 
they had two keyboardists on stage: boss.
&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;*&lt;i&gt;I should ask Kristofor if anyone else calls him Ktofor.  His 
nickname was modeled after K-Fed&lt;/i&gt;
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Today is June 15.  Yesterday turned out pretty OK!  I made it to the Pride 
Parade in plenty of time and I had a blast marching with everyone.  We 
handed out/threw candy, beads, and these little collapsible frisbee/fan 
things.  I didn't have much stuff to start with, so it quickly turned into 
"Rachel smiles and waves at the crowd like she's famous."  It wasn't very 
hot techically, but the sun was very bright and I was hot and tired from 
marching, and I couldn't find a lemonade stand to save my life, so I 
split.  I went to Hy-Vee and got a few things, including a 32-oz 
&lt;strike&gt;Gator&lt;/strike&gt;Powerade that I made short work of, and some hot 
dogs.  &lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;
Sunday evening I watched my friends play softball out in Clive.  2 of the 
wives that I know showed up so we had a nice time visiting.  I don't think 
the team won either of their games, but they put up a good effort and had 
some big hits.  Today I went up to Ankeny to check on Kim's cat Shasta.  
Shasta is a dilute tortoiseshell with white socks, and she is full of 
loves!  She wanted to be held and cuddled way longer than any cat I've 
ever interacted with.  Very fun and relaxing to hold a purr-monster who's 
not trying to get away.&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;
The new Mars Volta album comes out a week from tomorrow, so I decided to 
pre-order it.&lt;br/&gt;
&lt;img src="http://www55.pair.com/rachelpi/images/designate.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;
"Designate Auto-Download Machine" -- doesn't that seem like it should be 
the first &lt;a 
href="http://www.google.com/search?q=this+apparatus+must+be+unearthed"&gt;track&lt;/a&gt; 
off the album?  LOLOL &lt;I&gt;I'M SO WITTY LOVE ME NOW PLS&lt;/I&gt;.  &lt;Br/&gt;&lt;Br/&gt;
Today I also ran the dishwasher and watched Albert Brooks's directorial 
debut &lt;a href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0079781/"&gt;Real Life&lt;/a&gt;.  Like 
all of his films I have seen so far, it is subtle 
in its humor, but definitely with some laugh-out-loud moments.  As an 
avowed hater of reality TV, I wanted to shake my fist and say "What hath 
you wrought, Hank Scorpio?!" but of course &lt;a 
href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Reality_TV#1980s.E2.80.931990s"&gt;it 
wasn't his fault&lt;/a&gt;.   
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Today is June 14.  Here is a small wrap-up of Friday and 
Saturday.&lt;Br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;
Friday was a typical hang-out-and-do-nothing day for most of it.  I 
finally got it together enough to go mow the lawn, but by that time, it 
was raining.  Of course.  So I watched a documentary from Netflix called 
&lt;a 
href="http://www.netflix.com/Movie/Prom_Night_in_Kansas_City/70034037?trkid=912834"&gt;Prom 
Night in Kansas City&lt;/a&gt;.  It was pretty much an MTV's "True Life" style 
project, but the filmmaker's personal interest (she grew up in KC and had 
all these conflicting feelings about prom) gave it an edge.  I enjoyed it 
but there was a big divot in the middle of the disc that prevented me from 
watching a couple of chapters.  Hali Lee, the director, had a good 
contrast between different types of proms in the KC metro, including 
Shawnee Mission North!  That was relevant because my first roommate Carol 
went to Shawnee Mission South.  Also there was an LGBT youth center called 
Passages that hosted their own prom.  So cool!&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;
Eventually it started raining pretty hard, so I went outside to presoak.  
Then I took a shower and went to a boutique opening downtown at &lt;a 
href="http://www.vitaedesigncollective.com/"&gt;Vitae&lt;/a&gt;. The shop 
features art and clothing by local DSM women artists, including my pal &lt;a 
href="http://www.kelseyblessman.com/"&gt;Kelsey&lt;/a&gt;.  It was fun and it felt 
exciting to be a small part of the local art scene. &lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;
After that, I took my computer back to work (the one they loaned me to use 
at home) and cleaned out my desk.  This was a tedious process, but I had 
old episodes of I Love Movies to pass the time.  Leaving behind my pop 
bottles and back issues of MSDN magazine, I was able to fit everything 
inside a Rubbermaid container intended for Christmas tree ornaments.  Then 
I went home and watched The Soup and the last-ever (sniff) Best Week 
Ever.&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;
Saturday I woke up to the sound of the smoke detector.  I stumbled out 
into the kitchen and saw Laura and eggs on my stove.  I guess she was 
making scrambled eggs, and moved the pan, and the eggs sloshed out and got 
on the burner and set off the smoke alarm.  Caylor got the alarms shut 
off, and disarmed the security system thing.  We ate the eggs, along with 
some sausages and biscuits.  The sausage, for reasons of Demonry, was 
seasoned with Tabasco sauce!  &lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;
After breakfast, I went back to bed and slept for way too long.  I woke up 
at 11:40 and was supposed to be at the JCreek Petco at noon for an 
adoption event.  I hustled around and got Pete out there at a reasonable 
time.  The event went well; a nice family who has already adopted 2 cats 
from RVAS expressed a strong interest.  &lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;
The rest of the day: I watched another Netflix, had KFC for dinner with 
Laura and Caylor (a two-biscuit day!) and mowed the lawn.  Then I got 
ready to go out on the town with Laura and her friends.  While we were 
waiting, Jesriedl and here mom stopped by on their way back to Ames from 
the aeropuerto.  They met Pete and were naturally charmed by him 
=)&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;
Finally Laura's friends arrived and we headed downtown.  First stop was 
the Surf Shack which was having a street party of some kind.  That was 
where I got the wristband.  They had a DJ and a band concurrently, and 
depending on where you stood, you could hear one or both of them.  They 
band was actually pretty cool!  They played some G'n'R and AC/DC, and also 
that Stone Temple Pilots song about "I am, I am, I am, I said I wanna get 
next to you."  After that we went to Liar's Club which I had heard a lot 
about but never been to.  It was packed to the gills with party people, 
especially, it seemed, bachelor/ette party people.  Laura and I left after 
a while and stopped at Fong's Pizza before we decided just to go home.  I 
would like to try Fong's again when it's not rondo drunk hour.  
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Today is June 11.  Another nice day around the house.  I made it to the 
gym today, which I hadn't in a long time.  (My excuse was that I was 
driving up to Ames so much to visit Jess Higgins in the hospital but 
really a lot 
of it was just not wanting to go.)  So that was kind of cool.  They 
switched from Dish Network to Directv on the gym TVs.   Big Cat Diary was 
on while I was there, and it's always cool to see the cheetahs and lions 
walk around and see how much they look like &lt;i&gt;felis 
domesticus&lt;/i&gt;.&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;
I got home from running an errand and someone alerted me to the fact that 
I Love the '70s Volume II was on.  I happened to catch it at the start of 
1973 so I started recording.  I now have '73-'79 on a DVD.  On my old VHS 
tapes, I have I Love the '80s, '80s strike back, '70s, and '90s.  I have 
some of '80s 3D - not sure how many episodes.  I remember one year they 
had a marathon over Thanksgiving while I was in Sioux City and god bless 
me but I took over Chris's cousin's VCR and taped episodes there.  I wish 
I could have been on those shows.  I have lots of great comments about 
slap bracelets, neon things, and bike shorts.  &lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;
P.S. to yesterday, I did watch Hot Rod with the commentary.  It still 
can't beat Mr. Show for BEST commentary, but it was pretty great =)
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Today is June 10.  I had a great day.  I had a doctor appointment in the 
morning (no big whoop, just wanted to get a couple scripts filled before 
losing insurance) and had a breakfast sam.  I also went out with the 
lovely Steph C. for iced cream at Snookies!  Such a handy little place, 
and so tasty.&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;
Dad came down and I grilled some burgers for us.  We also had potato 
salad, carrots, and chocolate chip cookies.  I had my band concert at the 
&lt;a href="http://www.woodlandscreek.com/"&gt;Woodlands Creek Retirement 
Center&lt;/a&gt;, which is located right by where my friends play in their 
Sunday softball league.   I was all worried about finding it, until I 
figured out it was just up the street from the park.&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;
The concert went well, 
and then Dad 
and I went to see The Hangover.  I had been wanting to see it, and Jonno 
recommended I see it with someone, so I talked Dad into it.  Some people 
might think it's weird to watch R movies with their parents but we are 
pretty much beyond all that.  There were some Dumb Texting Teens in front 
of us, but I was able to ignore them because the movie was so awesome.  
You guys, it is a must-see for any fans of raunchy comedies.  I would 
describe it as "If Planes Trains and Automobiles could gently caress 
Superbad, while Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas watched."  Basically it has 
great factors from all those movies.  And Zach Galifianakis, who I hope 
becomes America's new sweetheart.  For Zach fans, I can say there are some 
nice eastery eggs in the movie.  &lt;a 
href="http://www.vanityfair.com/online/oscars/2009/06/ed-helms.html"&gt;The 
Nard-dog&lt;/a&gt; was also amazing.  I wish I could give him some 
hugs and high-fives.&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;
I am wayyyy too jazzed to sleep.  Maybe I'll go watch Hot Rod, since I 
feel like I'VE BEEN DRINKING GREEN TEA ALL DAY LONG.
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Today is June 9.  Pretty much all of this day has been a waste.  I finally 
took a shower at 2:45 and then I tried to tape some episodes of Pop-Up 
Video, but they were all ones I've already taped. I honestly don't get it: 
VH1 Classic theoretically has &lt;a 
href="http://www.tv.com/Pop-Up+Video/show/22506/episode.html?season=All&amp;tag=list_header;paginator;All"&gt;almost 
200 episodes of Pop-Up Vid to choose 
from&lt;/a&gt;, but they keep repeating the same 25 episodes over and over.  
Boo!  
Then at like 6:000 I started doing some laundry.  Soon I'll have clean 
sheets, towels, and all the rest. &lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;
I got the movie Fanboys from Netflix today.  It's pretty cute and has a 
great cast.  Though I gotta say, if Kristin Bell in a brown wig can't get 
her cute nerdy guy friends to notice her, the rest of us are in for a 
world of hurtin'.  It was also, technically, a period piece from 1998, so 
the soundtrack had all this great late-'90s stuff.  Particularly I liked 
"In The Meantime" which Jesriedl and I have rediscovered lately.  
PLUS there was a character who had a sweet custom van and a box full of 
Rush tapes.  So that was nice for a chica named Rachel. I'm 
actually wearing a Rush shirt as I write this!  (Baseball-style 
Presto bunny with red sleeves)  Overall I would say Fanboys is 
worthy of the road-trip comedy genre.&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;
Finally, this: (last reunion reference, I plomise)&lt;br/&gt;
&lt;a href="http://www55.pair.com/rachelpi/images/feelinggood.jpg"&gt;&lt;img 
src="http://www55.pair.com/rachelpi/images/feelinggood.jpg" 
width=500/&gt;&lt;/a&gt;
&lt;br/&gt;&lt;b&gt;Scanned it myself, bitches!&lt;/b&gt;
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Today is June 8.  So Saturday the 6th was the first half of the reunion 
festivities.  Austin and I went to the wrong bowling alley first but 
luckiy we saw Stephanie Elmer (nee Merrell) on the street and she told us 
where the new Carousel Lanes was located.  Saw so many cool peeps and 
spouses/significant others.  There were so many folks there, I ran out of 
time to talk to everyone.  I hope I didn't bring people down with my tale 
of downsizing, but I figured it would be better to tell the truth.  
Michelle was a hit with her tales of WNTW, and Faith's husbear &lt;a 
href="http://philosophy.nd.edu/people/graduate-students/profiles/hagedorn-eric/index.shtml"&gt;Eric&lt;/a&gt; 
seemed 
to enjoy talking Philosophy with some of the assembled.  I cut out a 
little early to take Sharon to her folks' new place.  Her bebe Elise was 
having a hard time w/o her.&lt;br/&gt;&lt;Br/&gt;
Austin and I originally were going to go back to the party, but the 
parking situation was deemed too unsurmountable of an obstacle.  So we 
went to Hollywood Video and rented &lt;a 
href="http://theinfosphere.org/Bender%27s_Game"&gt;"Bender's Game"&lt;/a&gt; and 
got some microwave 
kettlecorn.  I have decided that k-corn is the bomb because it is tasty 
but doesn't make your fingers greasy.  The Futurama movie was fun too.  I 
don't know if I have a favorite or least favorite of the new movies; I 
have liked them basically all equally.&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;
Sunday morning I was runnin' on empty like Jackson Browne so I had to stop 
in Ankeny to get some gas before making the trip back up to Ames.  I 
picked up Austin and we made our way to Story City again.  I was worried 
we were going to be late--what happened was, I got the fact that the 
brunch was catered by &lt;A href="http://www.cottageonbroad.com/"&gt;The 
Cottage&lt;/a&gt; confused in my brain and thought we were 
eating there.  Since it's a nice place, I was self-consious about tromping 
in late.  Well it was actually at Sons of Norway, which I figured out as 
soon as I drove by the Cottage and there were no cars out there!&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;
There weren't as many class-of-99'ers at the brunch but people's 
kids were there, so that was nice to see Genetics In Action.  Jim Gaffigan 
has a joke 
about how people are always so surprised when a baby looks like the dad or 
mom.  "That's kind of the point!"   The kids were mostly good except for 
when they got bored and knocked over a bunch of tables and one of them 
almost got sqwushed.  Also I had perfect joke timing - the friends at my 
table were talking about cats, sort of complaining about some of their 
bad habits, and meanwhile some toddlers were filling up a Frisbee 
from the drinking fountain and throwing the water on the ground.  "Now, a 
cat would never do that," I said.  Big laugh sur le table.  I 
had a great time at both events. I apologize if I offended or 
bothered anyone with my Ways.&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;
After brunch, I visited with David and his mother some more, and then I 
came home and took a nap.  Laura woke me up around 5:15 and said she 
wanted to go to dinner.  So we all went out to El Aguila Real, the one in 
Beaverdale.  She had one requirement in a restaurant, and that was chips + 
salsa.  I think I delivered.  El Aguila's salsa is awesome b/c it's all 
pureed and easy to dip.  It started raining really hard and then I got 
some texts that softball was canceled =(  It was a little bit 
nostalgic to be woken up from a nap early on a Sunday evening to 
go to dinner.  Reminded of my days of catching some Z's after a 
6-2 Hy-vee shift.  I mean the foggy feeling was exactly the 
same, after 5+ years.&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;
Today I had to go into work for an informational session on career 
counseling, and then I drove up to Story city to get a new tire put on my 
car.  This was my FIFTH day in a row driving to Ames and/or Story City, 
and I am pretty well tired of it.  Although the trips went fast because of 
listening to old episodes of &lt;a 
href="http://www.myspace.com/doug_benson"&gt;Doug Benson&lt;/a&gt;'s I Love Movies.  
Right now I am watching the original Jamie Lee Curtis "Prom Night" and 
I've got Petey Peterman in the basement with me.  Door shut so no other 
kits can come down hurr.
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Today is June 6.  Yesterday I goofed around and then mowed the lawn.  I 
wore my Snapper hat even though I became "that guy."  Don't wear the hat 
of the mower you're going to go use, and all that.  Much of the day was 
devoted to bumming around.&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;
In the early evening, I drove up to Ames and picked up David outside the 
Memorial Union.  He was back in town for a short visit and he had invited 
Jesriedl and me out to dinner.  We went back to her house to pick her up, 
and she showed him all the improvements she had made to her place since 
the last time he was there.  My favorite to vicariously show off is always 
the wall that became an entryway, and vice versa.&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;
Per my suggestion, because I am a bo$$y boots, we went to Dublin Bay for 
dinner.  I got chicken oscar because that's what I always get.  It's a 
chicken breast with some kind of sauce, atop a crab cake, with some 
asparagus.  You also get mashed potatoes and mixed vegetables.  We had a 
good time at dinner basically cracking each other up.  Sometimes my weird 
friends bring out extra weirdness in me and I feel embarassed for my more 
normal ones.&lt;Br/&gt;&lt;Br/&gt;
After dinner, we went back to Jess's place and she showed us around the 
grounds, all the improvements she had made to the outside.  She has a fish 
pond with real live fish, so cool!  They kind of hide but you can see the 
big orange one if you know where to look.  Then we went inside and just 
hung out and visited and that was fun too.  We discussed everything under 
the sun, from "Valerie" and "Call on Me" to &lt;a 
href="http://lohanfacial.ytmnd.com/"&gt;Lindsay Lohan doesn't change facial 
expressions&lt;/a&gt; and internet memes in general. &lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;
Today I got my hair colored at 8am (I had paid up through this month so 
technically it's not wasting money...I have one more EXT session in 2 
weeks and I'm trying to extricate myself from the hair club.  They're not 
making it easy, but that's their job, I guess.  I have so much product 
stockpiled I think I'm going to be OK.  Plus I was thinking about quitting 
anyway so this is  a perfect excutse.)  I took Pete to a mobile adoption 
event for RVAS over in Windsor Heights.  He did well and a lady seemed 
interested in him, so that was cool.  I was supposed to stay until 1:30, 
but at 1:00 I started feeing awful so they let me go home.  I took a nap 
and rested on the heating pad and I'm feeling a lot better!&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;
In a few minutes, I'll get up and get ready for the big REUNION.  Scary!  
Wish me the lucks.
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