The Elsewhere Philatelic Society.

October 24th 2011

Mon, 24 Oct 2011 02:46:35 -0700

2011 October 24. Hello, this is Kaidan Tansu of the Elsewhere Philatelic Society. I finally figured out how to unsubscribe from the starTELEWEB service for the website and take some of the reins back. Normally Jimmy would be the one handling it, but as you may know, he went missing awhile ago. I haven't been able to get much out of Timothy but I was able to secure enough of their correspondence to create a PDF of everything that is known about Jimmy's disappearance and the tramp codes that Jimmy/Timothy used. It is here. In addition, I have enough time now to manage Hexnode grouping; we need people to explore the network. Please send an email to the email address

mail ["at" sign goes here] stampsfromelsewhere.com

with a subject line of "Hexnodes."

October 14th 2011

Sat, 15 Oct 2011 03:02:35 -0700

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October 10th 2011

Mon, 10 Oct 2011 22:20:55 -0700

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October 7th 2011

Fri, 07 Oct 2011 22:50:20 -0700

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Young! People! This is Timothy Q. Pepperscratcher of the Elsewhere Philatelic Society! Hello! Hello! This is an important announcement for all members of the Elsewhere Philatelic Society! Jimmy the president has gone missing! He was expected to arrive in Elko but did not! Kaidan helped me show you what he wrote in his most recent missive to the E.P.S.! It was not long ago that I was reminiscing about the codes we'd use when riding the rails! And Jimmy drew them for you to see! But he is missing now! I am sure he is in the area! I do not know if anyone has checked McKinley Square! 20th and San Bruno! He liked it over there, down the stairs, looking over the fenceline! He enjoyed the view! He would walk up and down the stacked ties singing a little Jimmy song! Help me find him!

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October 5th 2011

Fri, 07 Oct 2011 22:50:20 -0700

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[starTELEWEB] QUOITS -- QUILTS -- QUALITY

October 2nd 2011

Fri, 07 Oct 2011 22:50:20 -0700

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[starTELEWEB] SHIELDS -- PRE-FADED RECEIPTS -- HOGWASHERS

September 12th 2011

Mon, 12 Sep 2011 23:18:26 -0700

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[starTELEWEB] TELEWEB MOBILE SERVICE -- TELEWEB IMMOBILE SERVICE -- TELEWEB NON-TELEWEB SERVICE -- CLAY

August 20th 2011

Sat, 20 Aug 2011 16:26:08 -0700

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August 6th 2011

Sat, 20 Aug 2011 16:26:08 -0700

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The Hexnode Network is operational. You will need six members: no more, no less.

[starTELEWEB] PNEUMATIC TUBES -- EGG DIPPERS -- FIRE

July 31th 2011

Mon, 01 Aug 2011 07:48:45 -0700

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[starTELEWEB] ANIMAL HUSBANDRY -- L.E.D. THINGS YOU WAVE AT A CONCERT -- PEARS

July 29th 2011

Fri, 29 Jul 2011 20:14:54 -0700

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MESSAGE #1 BEGINS

Elsewhere Apothecary has been serving the Elsewhere community for over 70 Years. We are an independent, family-owned herbal and philatelic supply, gift and candy store. The Leadbeater family runs the apothecary after relocating to Elsewhere in 1933. We are much more than an herbarium. In addition to those services, we also offer forgotten items, objects dropped through cracks, curiosities, conundrums, candy and much more.

Alexandria Leadbeater is the 5th Generation Alchemist. Our experienced apothecary staff is committed to your individual needs concerning your wunderkammer and your over-the-counter philatelic prescriptions. There is no need to go to a Chain Store as we do operate a mail-order service through Greater Chicago. We also accept all current, tangible forms of payment, including hobo coins and All-Seeing-Eye tokens. All catalog prices are listed with All-Seeing-Eye token values. A conversion chart has been provided for your convenience. To request our catalog, please send a S.A.S.E. to:

The Elsewhere Apothecary, 2317 W. Haddon Ave. Apt. 3F, Chicago, IL, 60622, U.S.A.

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MESSAGE #2 BEGINS

For immediate release

It is with no small measure of regret, and deep gratitude to our contributing members, that the Elsewhere Philatelic Society announces the suspension of the Elsewhere Talismanic Object Appreciation Society.

Our respected colleague and esteemed ETOAS cataloger, Chas Long, has recently accepted a position in Egypt, and as such ETOAS collection will cease as of August 10, 2011. Chas will direct his considerable talents toward breathing new life into the formerly denuded Sub-Elsewherean Vault at the Library of Alexandria.

The EPS requests that any talismans recovered after the date of August 10 be held until such time as we may reopen the cabinet to new submissions.

Our profound thanks go to those members of the EPS who acquired and returned ETOAS artifacts to the collection. Plans to exhibit these treasured objects to the general public are in the offing. If you are one such valued member, kindly ensure that ETOAS officials are in possession of your current mailing address, either by emailing mail [at sign here] stampsfromelsewhere.com or sending a postal card to ETOAS, PO BOX 411553, SF CA 94141.

Artifactually,
Ethel Allen

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