http://thatsnotnew.com/index.php A Webcomic Generated by Waggles en-us http://thatsnotnew.com/index.php http://thatsnotnew.com/images/rss.gif Mon, 17 Sep 2007 01:58:54 -0700 http://thatsnotnew.com/index.php?date=20070917 <div id="strip" style="position: relative; display: block; height: 1105px;"><div class="comicheader" style="background-color:#cbebd9;"><div class="titlewords"><b>Comic for: </b>09/17/07<br /><b>Title:</b> So raise up your glass at this unhappy hour to razorblade kisses so sweet and so sour </div></div><div style="width: 300px; height: 250px; display: block; position: absolute; top:85px; left: 0px; background-image: url(http://thatsnotnew.com/images/backgrounds/3.png);"><div class="wordsgohere">Bonjour Mona ! A mugger just took off with my cash! </div><div class="speechr"></div><img src="http://thatsnotnew.com/images/chars/5/sadlc.png" style="position: absolute;bottom: 2px; left: 10px; "> <img src="http://thatsnotnew.com/images/chars/7/sadro.png" style="position: absolute;bottom: 2px; right: 20px; "> </div><div style="width: 300px; height: 250px; display: block; position: absolute; top:340px; left: 0px; background-image: url(http://thatsnotnew.com/images/backgrounds/3.png);"><div class="wordsgohere">Boy Old Man Zomberson ! Awwwww... Can you smile? Who wants to smile? Who has pretty widdle smile?? </div><div class="speechl"></div><img src="http://thatsnotnew.com/images/chars/5/normallo.png" style="position: absolute;bottom: 2px; left: 10px; "> <img src="http://thatsnotnew.com/images/chars/7/sadrc.png" style="position: absolute;bottom: 2px; right: 20px; "> </div><div style="width: 300px; height: 250px; display: block; position: absolute; top:595px; left: 0px; background-image: url(http://thatsnotnew.com/images/backgrounds/3.png);"><div class="wordsgohere">I'm <i>quivering</i> with joy!</div><div class="speechr"></div><img src="http://thatsnotnew.com/images/chars/5/normallc.png" style="position: absolute;bottom: 2px; left: 10px; "> <img src="http://thatsnotnew.com/images/chars/7/happyro.png" style="position: absolute;bottom: 2px; right: 20px; "> </div><div style="width: 300px; height: 250px; display: block; position: absolute; top:850px; left: 0px; background-image: url(http://thatsnotnew.com/images/backgrounds/3.png);"><div class="wordsgohere">This is like... the best day ever! </div><div class="speechl"></div><img src="http://thatsnotnew.com/images/chars/5/happylo.png" style="position: absolute;bottom: 2px; left: 10px; "> <img src="http://thatsnotnew.com/images/chars/7/happyrc.png" style="position: absolute;bottom: 2px; right: 20px; "> </div></div> Mon, 17 Sep 2007 01:58:42 -0700 RSSPECT-00248149 http://thatsnotnew.com/index.php?date=20070914 <div id="strip" style="position: relative; display: block; height: 1360px;"><div class="comicheader" style="background-color:#97c5ee;"><div class="titlewords"><b>Comic for: </b>09/14/07<br /><b>Title:</b> A built-in remedy for Kruschev and Kennedy </div></div><div style="width: 300px; height: 250px; display: block; position: absolute; top:85px; left: 0px; background-image: url(http://thatsnotnew.com/images/backgrounds/5.png);"><div class="wordsgohere">Bonjour P'apple ! No matter what I do, I can't stop picturing you naked... </div><div class="speechr"></div><img src="http://thatsnotnew.com/images/chars/3/normallc.png" style="position: absolute;bottom: 2px; left: 19px; "> <img src="http://thatsnotnew.com/images/chars/1/sadro.png" style="position: absolute;bottom: 2px; right: 17px; "> </div><div style="width: 300px; height: 250px; display: block; position: absolute; top:340px; left: 0px; background-image: url(http://thatsnotnew.com/images/backgrounds/5.png);"><div class="wordsgohere">Golly Bubble Boy ! Aw. Well I think you're sweet! </div><div class="speechl"></div><img src="http://thatsnotnew.com/images/chars/3/normallo.png" style="position: absolute;bottom: 2px; left: 19px; "> <img src="http://thatsnotnew.com/images/chars/1/sadrc.png" style="position: absolute;bottom: 2px; right: 17px; "> </div><div style="width: 300px; height: 250px; display: block; position: absolute; top:595px; left: 0px; background-image: url(http://thatsnotnew.com/images/backgrounds/5.png);"><div class="wordsgohere">This is like... the best day ever! </div><div class="speechr"></div><img src="http://thatsnotnew.com/images/chars/3/normallc.png" style="position: absolute;bottom: 2px; left: 19px; "> <img src="http://thatsnotnew.com/images/chars/1/happyro.png" style="position: absolute;bottom: 2px; right: 17px; "> </div><div style="width: 300px; height: 250px; display: block; position: absolute; top:850px; left: 0px; background-image: url(http://thatsnotnew.com/images/backgrounds/5.png);"><div class="wordsgohere">I'm <i>quivering</i> with joy!</div><div class="speechl"></div><img src="http://thatsnotnew.com/images/chars/3/happylo.png" style="position: absolute;bottom: 2px; left: 19px; "> <img src="http://thatsnotnew.com/images/chars/1/happyrc.png" style="position: absolute;bottom: 2px; right: 17px; "> </div><div style="width: 300px; height: 250px; display: block; position: absolute; top:1105px; left: 0px; background-image: url(http://thatsnotnew.com/images/backgrounds/5.png);"><div class="wordsgohere">I'm feeling lucky! </div><div class="speechr"></div><img src="http://thatsnotnew.com/images/chars/3/happylc.png" style="position: absolute;bottom: 2px; left: 19px; "> <img src="http://thatsnotnew.com/images/chars/1/happyro.png" style="position: absolute;bottom: 2px; right: 17px; "> </div></div> Fri, 14 Sep 2007 07:26:49 -0700 RSSPECT-00246665 http://thatsnotnew.com/index.php?date=20070912 <div id="strip" style="position: relative; display: block; height: 1615px;"><div class="comicheader" style="background-color:#e38bfd;"><div class="titlewords"><b>Comic for: </b>09/12/07<br /><b>Title:</b> Though it seems like a dream she reminds me I'm alive </div></div><div style="width: 300px; height: 250px; display: block; position: absolute; top:85px; left: 0px; background-image: url(http://thatsnotnew.com/images/backgrounds/1.png);"><div class="wordsgohere">Yo Fnord ! Pardon me, but do you have the time? </div><div class="speechr"></div><img src="http://thatsnotnew.com/images/chars/4/happylc.png" style="position: absolute;bottom: 2px; left: 12px; "> <img src="http://thatsnotnew.com/images/chars/2/normalro.png" style="position: absolute;bottom: 2px; right: 17px; "> </div><div style="width: 300px; height: 250px; display: block; position: absolute; top:340px; left: 0px; background-image: url(http://thatsnotnew.com/images/backgrounds/1.png);"><div class="wordsgohere">Gosh Professor Log ! Have you seen my pet hamster? </div><div class="speechl"></div><img src="http://thatsnotnew.com/images/chars/4/normallo.png" style="position: absolute;bottom: 2px; left: 12px; "> <img src="http://thatsnotnew.com/images/chars/2/normalrc.png" style="position: absolute;bottom: 2px; right: 17px; "> </div><div style="width: 300px; height: 250px; display: block; position: absolute; top:595px; left: 0px; background-image: url(http://thatsnotnew.com/images/backgrounds/1.png);"><div class="wordsgohere">NO! I WISH YOU'D STOP ASKING ME THAT!! </div><div class="speechr"></div><img src="http://thatsnotnew.com/images/chars/4/normallc.png" style="position: absolute;bottom: 2px; left: 12px; "> <img src="http://thatsnotnew.com/images/chars/2/normalro.png" style="position: absolute;bottom: 2px; right: 17px; "> </div><div style="width: 300px; height: 250px; display: block; position: absolute; top:850px; left: 0px; background-image: url(http://thatsnotnew.com/images/backgrounds/1.png);"><div class="wordsgohere">Have you ever considered suicide? </div><div class="speechl"></div><img src="http://thatsnotnew.com/images/chars/4/normallo.png" style="position: absolute;bottom: 2px; left: 12px; "> <img src="http://thatsnotnew.com/images/chars/2/normalrc.png" style="position: absolute;bottom: 2px; right: 17px; "> </div><div style="width: 300px; height: 250px; display: block; position: absolute; top:1105px; left: 0px; background-image: url(http://thatsnotnew.com/images/backgrounds/1.png);"><div class="wordsgohere">You just want me to tell you what you want to hear. </div><div class="speechr"></div><img src="http://thatsnotnew.com/images/chars/4/normallc.png" style="position: absolute;bottom: 2px; left: 12px; "> <img src="http://thatsnotnew.com/images/chars/2/normalro.png" style="position: absolute;bottom: 2px; right: 17px; "> </div><div style="width: 300px; height: 250px; display: block; position: absolute; top:1360px; left: 0px; background-image: url(http://thatsnotnew.com/images/backgrounds/1.png);"><div class="wordsgohere">You get a gold star. For <i>effort</i>. </div><div class="speechl"></div><img src="http://thatsnotnew.com/images/chars/4/normallo.png" style="position: absolute;bottom: 2px; left: 12px; "> <img src="http://thatsnotnew.com/images/chars/2/normalrc.png" style="position: absolute;bottom: 2px; right: 17px; "> </div></div> Wed, 12 Sep 2007 00:12:22 -0700 RSSPECT-00244908 http://thatsnotnew.com/index.php?date=20070910 <div id="strip" style="position: relative; display: block; height: 1615px;"><div class="comicheader" style="background-color:#d890f7;"><div class="titlewords"><b>Comic for: </b>09/10/07<br /><b>Title:</b> Naivety don't mean a thing to me </div></div><div style="width: 300px; height: 250px; display: block; position: absolute; top:85px; left: 0px; background-image: url(http://thatsnotnew.com/images/backgrounds/3.png);"><div class="wordsgohere">Wassup P'apple ! Do you think the world would be better off with out you? </div><div class="speechr"></div><img src="http://thatsnotnew.com/images/chars/3/normallc.png" style="position: absolute;bottom: 2px; left: 21px; "> <img src="http://thatsnotnew.com/images/chars/5/normalro.png" style="position: absolute;bottom: 2px; right: 24px; "> </div><div style="width: 300px; height: 250px; display: block; position: absolute; top:340px; left: 0px; background-image: url(http://thatsnotnew.com/images/backgrounds/3.png);"><div class="wordsgohere">Gee Mona ! Hahahahaha!!! Yes! </div><div class="speechl"></div><img src="http://thatsnotnew.com/images/chars/3/normallo.png" style="position: absolute;bottom: 2px; left: 21px; "> <img src="http://thatsnotnew.com/images/chars/5/normalrc.png" style="position: absolute;bottom: 2px; right: 24px; "> </div><div style="width: 300px; height: 250px; display: block; position: absolute; top:595px; left: 0px; background-image: url(http://thatsnotnew.com/images/backgrounds/3.png);"><div class="wordsgohere">I can't believe you're so cruel!! </div><div class="speechr"></div><img src="http://thatsnotnew.com/images/chars/3/normallc.png" style="position: absolute;bottom: 2px; left: 21px; "> <img src="http://thatsnotnew.com/images/chars/5/sadro.png" style="position: absolute;bottom: 2px; right: 24px; "> </div><div style="width: 300px; height: 250px; display: block; position: absolute; top:850px; left: 0px; background-image: url(http://thatsnotnew.com/images/backgrounds/3.png);"><div class="wordsgohere">Love never comes my way! </div><div class="speechl"></div><img src="http://thatsnotnew.com/images/chars/3/sadlo.png" style="position: absolute;bottom: 2px; left: 21px; "> <img src="http://thatsnotnew.com/images/chars/5/sadrc.png" style="position: absolute;bottom: 2px; right: 24px; "> </div><div style="width: 300px; height: 250px; display: block; position: absolute; top:1105px; left: 0px; background-image: url(http://thatsnotnew.com/images/backgrounds/3.png);"><div class="wordsgohere">If it helps, I could give you a back rub. </div><div class="speechr"></div><img src="http://thatsnotnew.com/images/chars/3/sadlc.png" style="position: absolute;bottom: 2px; left: 21px; "> <img src="http://thatsnotnew.com/images/chars/5/normalro.png" style="position: absolute;bottom: 2px; right: 24px; "> </div><div style="width: 300px; height: 250px; display: block; position: absolute; top:1360px; left: 0px; background-image: url(http://thatsnotnew.com/images/backgrounds/3.png);"><div class="wordsgohere">I'd tell you to kiss my ass, but you'd just enjoy it. </div><div class="speechl"></div><img src="http://thatsnotnew.com/images/chars/3/angrylo.png" style="position: absolute;bottom: 2px; left: 21px; "> <img src="http://thatsnotnew.com/images/chars/5/normalrc.png" style="position: absolute;bottom: 2px; right: 24px; "> </div></div> Mon, 10 Sep 2007 06:33:41 -0700 RSSPECT-00243631 http://thatsnotnew.com/index.php?date=20070907 <div id="strip" style="position: relative; display: block; height: 1360px;"><div class="comicheader" style="background-color:#97c3dd;"><div class="titlewords"><b>Comic for: </b>09/07/07<br /><b>Title:</b> We can see electric sunshine, oxygen factories, clockwork tides, synthetic trees, just like the real ones on Vee Tee </div></div><div style="width: 300px; height: 250px; display: block; position: absolute; top:85px; left: 0px; background-image: url(http://thatsnotnew.com/images/backgrounds/3.png);"><div class="wordsgohere">Hello Karnov! I've lost all will to live, and find the most menial tasks overwhelming. </div><div class="speechl"></div><img src="http://thatsnotnew.com/images/chars/2/sadlo.png" style="position: absolute;bottom: 2px; left: 7px; "> <img src="http://thatsnotnew.com/images/chars/8/happyrc.png" style="position: absolute;bottom: 2px; right: 18px; "> </div><div style="width: 300px; height: 250px; display: block; position: absolute; top:340px; left: 0px; background-image: url(http://thatsnotnew.com/images/backgrounds/3.png);"><div class="wordsgohere">Boy Professor Log ! Damn you're such a bastard! </div><div class="speechr"></div><img src="http://thatsnotnew.com/images/chars/2/sadlc.png" style="position: absolute;bottom: 2px; left: 7px; "> <img src="http://thatsnotnew.com/images/chars/8/angryro.png" style="position: absolute;bottom: 2px; right: 18px; "> </div><div style="width: 300px; height: 250px; display: block; position: absolute; top:595px; left: 0px; background-image: url(http://thatsnotnew.com/images/backgrounds/3.png);"><div class="wordsgohere">OH GOD! YOU FILL ME WITH SO MUCH RAGE!! </div><div class="speechl"></div><img src="http://thatsnotnew.com/images/chars/2/angrylo.png" style="position: absolute;bottom: 2px; left: 7px; "> <img src="http://thatsnotnew.com/images/chars/8/angryrc.png" style="position: absolute;bottom: 2px; right: 18px; "> </div><div style="width: 300px; height: 250px; display: block; position: absolute; top:850px; left: 0px; background-image: url(http://thatsnotnew.com/images/backgrounds/3.png);"><div class="wordsgohere">I'm gonna go throw all your stuff on the roof. </div><div class="speechr"></div><img src="http://thatsnotnew.com/images/chars/2/angrylc.png" style="position: absolute;bottom: 2px; left: 7px; "> <img src="http://thatsnotnew.com/images/chars/8/angrylo.png" style="position: absolute;bottom: 2px; right: 18px; "> </div><div style="width: 300px; height: 250px; display: block; position: absolute; top:1105px; left: 0px; background-image: url(http://thatsnotnew.com/images/backgrounds/3.png);"><div class="wordsgohere">I'm lost in the darkness of depression. </div><div class="speechl"></div><img src="http://thatsnotnew.com/images/chars/2/sadlo.png" style="position: absolute;bottom: 2px; left: 7px; "> <img src="http://thatsnotnew.com/images/chars/8/blankc.png" style="position: absolute;bottom: 2px; right: 18px; "> </div></div> Fri, 07 Sep 2007 01:36:00 -0700 RSSPECT-00242662 http://thatsnotnew.com/index.php?date=20070905 <div id="strip" style="position: relative; display: block; height: 1360px;"><div class="comicheader" style="background-color:#bbc9ca;"><div class="titlewords"><b>Comic for: </b>09/05/07<br /><b>Title:</b> We've got everything you want and we've got everything you need </div></div><div style="width: 300px; height: 250px; display: block; position: absolute; top:85px; left: 0px; background-image: url(http://thatsnotnew.com/images/backgrounds/1.png);"><div class="wordsgohere">Bonjour P'apple ! I will destroy everything you hold dear. </div><div class="speechr"></div><img src="http://thatsnotnew.com/images/chars/3/normallc.png" style="position: absolute;bottom: 2px; left: 24px; "> <img src="http://thatsnotnew.com/images/chars/6/angryro.png" style="position: absolute;bottom: 2px; right: 14px; "> </div><div style="width: 300px; height: 250px; display: block; position: absolute; top:340px; left: 0px; background-image: url(http://thatsnotnew.com/images/backgrounds/1.png);"><div class="wordsgohere">Wow Tod ! DON'T YOU EVER SPEAK TO ME AGAIN!! </div><div class="speechl"></div><img src="http://thatsnotnew.com/images/chars/3/angrylo.png" style="position: absolute;bottom: 2px; left: 24px; "> <img src="http://thatsnotnew.com/images/chars/6/angryrc.png" style="position: absolute;bottom: 2px; right: 14px; "> </div><div style="width: 300px; height: 250px; display: block; position: absolute; top:595px; left: 0px; background-image: url(http://thatsnotnew.com/images/backgrounds/1.png);"><div class="wordsgohere">I'm gonna go find a REAL FRIEND. </div><div class="speechr"></div><img src="http://thatsnotnew.com/images/chars/3/angrylc.png" style="position: absolute;bottom: 2px; left: 24px; "> <img src="http://thatsnotnew.com/images/chars/6/angrylo.png" style="position: absolute;bottom: 2px; right: 14px; "> </div><div style="width: 300px; height: 250px; display: block; position: absolute; top:850px; left: 0px; background-image: url(http://thatsnotnew.com/images/backgrounds/1.png);"><div class="wordsgohere">Do you think it's right that we stand here all day and do nothing? </div><div class="speechl"></div><img src="http://thatsnotnew.com/images/chars/3/normallo.png" style="position: absolute;bottom: 2px; left: 24px; "> <img src="http://thatsnotnew.com/images/chars/6/blankc.png" style="position: absolute;bottom: 2px; right: 14px; "> </div><div style="width: 300px; height: 250px; display: block; position: absolute; top:1105px; left: 0px; background-image: url(http://thatsnotnew.com/images/backgrounds/1.png);"><img src="http://thatsnotnew.com/images/chars/3/angrylc.png" style="position: absolute;bottom: 2px; left: 24px; "> <img src="http://thatsnotnew.com/images/chars/6/blanko.png" style="position: absolute;bottom: 2px; right: 14px; "> </div></div> Wed, 05 Sep 2007 12:12:11 -0700 RSSPECT-00241847 http://thatsnotnew.com/index.php?date=20070827 <div id="strip" style="position: relative; display: block; height: 1360px;"><div class="comicheader" style="background-color:#b5d9e4;"><div class="titlewords"><b>Comic for: </b>08/27/07<br /><b>Title:</b> It takes a lot of soul to never rub another's rhubarb </div></div><div style="width: 300px; height: 250px; display: block; position: absolute; top:85px; left: 0px; background-image: url(http://thatsnotnew.com/images/backgrounds/1.png);"><div class="wordsgohere">Wassup P'apple ! Someone finally disproved religion once and for all. </div><div class="speechl"></div><img src="http://thatsnotnew.com/images/chars/7/sadlo.png" style="position: absolute;bottom: 2px; left: 7px; "> <img src="http://thatsnotnew.com/images/chars/3/normalrc.png" style="position: absolute;bottom: 2px; right: 8px; "> </div><div style="width: 300px; height: 250px; display: block; position: absolute; top:340px; left: 0px; background-image: url(http://thatsnotnew.com/images/backgrounds/1.png);"><div class="wordsgohere">Golly Old Man Zomberson ! I'm a total fraud! </div><div class="speechr"></div><img src="http://thatsnotnew.com/images/chars/7/sadlc.png" style="position: absolute;bottom: 2px; left: 7px; "> <img src="http://thatsnotnew.com/images/chars/3/sadro.png" style="position: absolute;bottom: 2px; right: 8px; "> </div><div style="width: 300px; height: 250px; display: block; position: absolute; top:595px; left: 0px; background-image: url(http://thatsnotnew.com/images/backgrounds/1.png);"><div class="wordsgohere">I've lost my faith. </div><div class="speechl"></div><img src="http://thatsnotnew.com/images/chars/7/sadlo.png" style="position: absolute;bottom: 2px; left: 7px; "> <img src="http://thatsnotnew.com/images/chars/3/sadrc.png" style="position: absolute;bottom: 2px; right: 8px; "> </div><div style="width: 300px; height: 250px; display: block; position: absolute; top:850px; left: 0px; background-image: url(http://thatsnotnew.com/images/backgrounds/1.png);"><div class="wordsgohere">I just can't... stop... <b>crying</b>! </div><div class="speechr"></div><img src="http://thatsnotnew.com/images/chars/7/sadlc.png" style="position: absolute;bottom: 2px; left: 7px; "> <img src="http://thatsnotnew.com/images/chars/3/sadro.png" style="position: absolute;bottom: 2px; right: 8px; "> </div><div style="width: 300px; height: 250px; display: block; position: absolute; top:1105px; left: 0px; background-image: url(http://thatsnotnew.com/images/backgrounds/1.png);"><div class="wordsgohere">Aw. Well I think you're sweet! </div><div class="speechl"></div><img src="http://thatsnotnew.com/images/chars/7/normallo.png" style="position: absolute;bottom: 2px; left: 7px; "> <img src="http://thatsnotnew.com/images/chars/3/sadrc.png" style="position: absolute;bottom: 2px; right: 8px; "> </div></div> Wed, 05 Sep 2007 07:12:58 -0700 RSSPECT-00241716 http://thatsnotnew.com/index.php?date=20070822 <div id="strip" style="position: relative; display: block; height: 1615px;"><div class="comicheader" style="background-color:#e3aef6;"><div class="titlewords"><b>Comic for: </b>08/22/07<br /><b>Title:</b> Say it loud and say it proud, it's a far far better thing we do now... </div></div><div style="width: 300px; height: 250px; display: block; position: absolute; top:85px; left: 0px; background-image: url(http://thatsnotnew.com/images/backgrounds/1.png);"><div class="wordsgohere">Bonjour Professor Log ! My record collection has been stolen! </div><div class="speechl"></div><img src="http://thatsnotnew.com/images/chars/1/sadlo.png" style="position: absolute;bottom: 2px; left: 7px; "> <img src="http://thatsnotnew.com/images/chars/2/normalrc.png" style="position: absolute;bottom: 2px; right: 14px; "> </div><div style="width: 300px; height: 250px; display: block; position: absolute; top:340px; left: 0px; background-image: url(http://thatsnotnew.com/images/backgrounds/1.png);"><div class="wordsgohere">Hmmm..Bubble Boy ! I'm such a failure. </div><div class="speechr"></div><img src="http://thatsnotnew.com/images/chars/1/sadlc.png" style="position: absolute;bottom: 2px; left: 7px; "> <img src="http://thatsnotnew.com/images/chars/2/sadro.png" style="position: absolute;bottom: 2px; right: 14px; "> </div><div style="width: 300px; height: 250px; display: block; position: absolute; top:595px; left: 0px; background-image: url(http://thatsnotnew.com/images/backgrounds/1.png);"><div class="wordsgohere">Well if it cheers you up, I just got a free coupon for Arby's. </div><div class="speechl"></div><img src="http://thatsnotnew.com/images/chars/1/normallo.png" style="position: absolute;bottom: 2px; left: 7px; "> <img src="http://thatsnotnew.com/images/chars/2/sadrc.png" style="position: absolute;bottom: 2px; right: 14px; "> </div><div style="width: 300px; height: 250px; display: block; position: absolute; top:850px; left: 0px; background-image: url(http://thatsnotnew.com/images/backgrounds/1.png);"><div class="wordsgohere">My record collection has been stolen! </div><div class="speechr"></div><img src="http://thatsnotnew.com/images/chars/1/normallc.png" style="position: absolute;bottom: 2px; left: 7px; "> <img src="http://thatsnotnew.com/images/chars/2/sadro.png" style="position: absolute;bottom: 2px; right: 14px; "> </div><div style="width: 300px; height: 250px; display: block; position: absolute; top:1105px; left: 0px; background-image: url(http://thatsnotnew.com/images/backgrounds/1.png);"><div class="wordsgohere">Oh my gosh, I'm going to cry! </div><div class="speechl"></div><img src="http://thatsnotnew.com/images/chars/1/sadlo.png" style="position: absolute;bottom: 2px; left: 7px; "> <img src="http://thatsnotnew.com/images/chars/2/sadrc.png" style="position: absolute;bottom: 2px; right: 14px; "> </div><div style="width: 300px; height: 250px; display: block; position: absolute; top:1360px; left: 0px; background-image: url(http://thatsnotnew.com/images/backgrounds/1.png);"><div class="wordsgohere">YOU'RE DRIVING ME INSANE. </div><div class="speechr"></div><img src="http://thatsnotnew.com/images/chars/1/sadlc.png" style="position: absolute;bottom: 2px; left: 7px; "> <img src="http://thatsnotnew.com/images/chars/2/angryro.png" style="position: absolute;bottom: 2px; right: 14px; "> </div></div> Wed, 22 Aug 2007 03:47:41 -0700 RSSPECT-00231751 http://thatsnotnew.com/index.php?date=20070820 <div id="strip" style="position: relative; display: block; height: 1615px;"><div class="comicheader" style="background-color:#f5b796;"><div class="titlewords"><b>Comic for: </b>08/20/07<br /><b>Title:</b> I stand before you naked to the eyes </div></div><div style="width: 300px; height: 250px; display: block; position: absolute; top:85px; left: 0px; background-image: url(http://thatsnotnew.com/images/backgrounds/5.png);"><div class="wordsgohere">Howdy Bubble Boy ! Damn you're such a bastard! </div><div class="speechr"></div><img src="http://thatsnotnew.com/images/chars/1/normallc.png" style="position: absolute;bottom: 2px; left: 25px; "> <img src="http://thatsnotnew.com/images/chars/5/angryro.png" style="position: absolute;bottom: 2px; right: 8px; "> </div><div style="width: 300px; height: 250px; display: block; position: absolute; top:340px; left: 0px; background-image: url(http://thatsnotnew.com/images/backgrounds/5.png);"><div class="wordsgohere">Boy Mona ! ROWRRRR, GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE!!! </div><div class="speechl"></div><img src="http://thatsnotnew.com/images/chars/1/angrylo.png" style="position: absolute;bottom: 2px; left: 25px; "> <img src="http://thatsnotnew.com/images/chars/5/angryrc.png" style="position: absolute;bottom: 2px; right: 8px; "> </div><div style="width: 300px; height: 250px; display: block; position: absolute; top:595px; left: 0px; background-image: url(http://thatsnotnew.com/images/backgrounds/5.png);"><div class="wordsgohere">I'm gonna go throw all your stuff on the roof. </div><div class="speechr"></div><img src="http://thatsnotnew.com/images/chars/1/angrylc.png" style="position: absolute;bottom: 2px; left: 25px; "> <img src="http://thatsnotnew.com/images/chars/5/angrylo.png" style="position: absolute;bottom: 2px; right: 8px; "> </div><div style="width: 300px; height: 250px; display: block; position: absolute; top:850px; left: 0px; background-image: url(http://thatsnotnew.com/images/backgrounds/5.png);"><div class="wordsgohere">Are you mocking me? </div><div class="speechl"></div><img src="http://thatsnotnew.com/images/chars/1/normallo.png" style="position: absolute;bottom: 2px; left: 25px; "> <img src="http://thatsnotnew.com/images/chars/5/blankc.png" style="position: absolute;bottom: 2px; right: 8px; "> </div><div style="width: 300px; height: 250px; display: block; position: absolute; top:1105px; left: 0px; background-image: url(http://thatsnotnew.com/images/backgrounds/5.png);"><img src="http://thatsnotnew.com/images/chars/1/normallc.png" style="position: absolute;bottom: 2px; left: 25px; "> <img src="http://thatsnotnew.com/images/chars/5/blanko.png" style="position: absolute;bottom: 2px; right: 8px; "> </div><div style="width: 300px; height: 250px; display: block; position: absolute; top:1360px; left: 0px; background-image: url(http://thatsnotnew.com/images/backgrounds/5.png);"><div class="wordsgohere">That's very interesting. </div><div class="speechl"></div><img src="http://thatsnotnew.com/images/chars/1/normallo.png" style="position: absolute;bottom: 2px; left: 25px; "> <img src="http://thatsnotnew.com/images/chars/5/blankc.png" style="position: absolute;bottom: 2px; right: 8px; "> </div></div> Mon, 20 Aug 2007 00:32:02 -0700 RSSPECT-00230063 http://thatsnotnew.com/index.php?date=20070817 <div id="strip" style="position: relative; display: block; height: 1105px;"><div class="comicheader" style="background-color:#d7a7b0;"><div class="titlewords"><b>Comic for: </b>08/17/07<br /><b>Title:</b> Are you aware? Do you care? Are you scared of experience? </div></div><div style="width: 300px; height: 250px; display: block; position: absolute; top:85px; left: 0px; background-image: url(http://thatsnotnew.com/images/backgrounds/3.png);"><div class="wordsgohere">Sup Mona ! Do you know where I might find a good cup of coffee? </div><div class="speechr"></div><img src="http://thatsnotnew.com/images/chars/5/normallc.png" style="position: absolute;bottom: 2px; left: 23px; "> <img src="http://thatsnotnew.com/images/chars/8/normalro.png" style="position: absolute;bottom: 2px; right: 8px; "> </div><div style="width: 300px; height: 250px; display: block; position: absolute; top:340px; left: 0px; background-image: url(http://thatsnotnew.com/images/backgrounds/3.png);"><div class="wordsgohere">Gee Karnov! Hmm. I forget. </div><div class="speechl"></div><img src="http://thatsnotnew.com/images/chars/5/normallo.png" style="position: absolute;bottom: 2px; left: 23px; "> <img src="http://thatsnotnew.com/images/chars/8/normalrc.png" style="position: absolute;bottom: 2px; right: 8px; "> </div><div style="width: 300px; height: 250px; display: block; position: absolute; top:595px; left: 0px; background-image: url(http://thatsnotnew.com/images/backgrounds/3.png);"><div class="wordsgohere">Let's party! Yeeeeehaaaaww!! </div><div class="speechr"></div><img src="http://thatsnotnew.com/images/chars/5/normallc.png" style="position: absolute;bottom: 2px; left: 23px; "> <img src="http://thatsnotnew.com/images/chars/8/happyro.png" style="position: absolute;bottom: 2px; right: 8px; "> </div><div style="width: 300px; height: 250px; display: block; position: absolute; top:850px; left: 0px; background-image: url(http://thatsnotnew.com/images/backgrounds/3.png);"><div class="wordsgohere">A POX ON YOUR HOUSE!! </div><div class="speechl"></div><img src="http://thatsnotnew.com/images/chars/5/angrylo.png" style="position: absolute;bottom: 2px; left: 23px; "> <img src="http://thatsnotnew.com/images/chars/8/happyrc.png" style="position: absolute;bottom: 2px; right: 8px; "> </div></div> Fri, 17 Aug 2007 01:00:50 -0700 RSSPECT-00227996 http://thatsnotnew.com/index.php?date=20070815 <div id="strip" style="position: relative; display: block; height: 1615px;"><div class="comicheader" style="background-color:#e88796;"><div class="titlewords"><b>Comic for: </b>08/15/07<br /><b>Title:</b> It's a social integrator, a one-man isolator </div></div><div style="width: 300px; height: 250px; display: block; position: absolute; top:85px; left: 0px; background-image: url(http://thatsnotnew.com/images/backgrounds/4.png);"><div class="wordsgohere">Howdy Old Man Zomberson ! A gargoyle fell on my sister and crushed her to death. </div><div class="speechl"></div><img src="http://thatsnotnew.com/images/chars/6/sadlo.png" style="position: absolute;bottom: 2px; left: 11px; "> <img src="http://thatsnotnew.com/images/chars/7/normalrc.png" style="position: absolute;bottom: 2px; right: 20px; "> </div><div style="width: 300px; height: 250px; display: block; position: absolute; top:340px; left: 0px; background-image: url(http://thatsnotnew.com/images/backgrounds/4.png);"><div class="wordsgohere">Hmmm..Tod ! Awwwww. Let me kiss your blues away! </div><div class="speechr"></div><img src="http://thatsnotnew.com/images/chars/6/sadlc.png" style="position: absolute;bottom: 2px; left: 11px; "> <img src="http://thatsnotnew.com/images/chars/7/normalro.png" style="position: absolute;bottom: 2px; right: 20px; "> </div><div style="width: 300px; height: 250px; display: block; position: absolute; top:595px; left: 0px; background-image: url(http://thatsnotnew.com/images/backgrounds/4.png);"><div class="wordsgohere">Terrorists hate me for my freedom... </div><div class="speechl"></div><img src="http://thatsnotnew.com/images/chars/6/sadlo.png" style="position: absolute;bottom: 2px; left: 11px; "> <img src="http://thatsnotnew.com/images/chars/7/normalrc.png" style="position: absolute;bottom: 2px; right: 20px; "> </div><div style="width: 300px; height: 250px; display: block; position: absolute; top:850px; left: 0px; background-image: url(http://thatsnotnew.com/images/backgrounds/4.png);"><div class="wordsgohere">I'm going to put a corkscrew in your eye socket. </div><div class="speechr"></div><img src="http://thatsnotnew.com/images/chars/6/sadlc.png" style="position: absolute;bottom: 2px; left: 11px; "> <img src="http://thatsnotnew.com/images/chars/7/angryro.png" style="position: absolute;bottom: 2px; right: 20px; "> </div><div style="width: 300px; height: 250px; display: block; position: absolute; top:1105px; left: 0px; background-image: url(http://thatsnotnew.com/images/backgrounds/4.png);"><div class="wordsgohere">This time you've gone TOO FAR!! </div><div class="speechl"></div><img src="http://thatsnotnew.com/images/chars/6/angrylo.png" style="position: absolute;bottom: 2px; left: 11px; "> <img src="http://thatsnotnew.com/images/chars/7/angryrc.png" style="position: absolute;bottom: 2px; right: 20px; "> </div><div style="width: 300px; height: 250px; display: block; position: absolute; top:1360px; left: 0px; background-image: url(http://thatsnotnew.com/images/backgrounds/4.png);"><div class="wordsgohere">I'm gonna go de-friend you on MySpace! </div><div class="speechr"></div><img src="http://thatsnotnew.com/images/chars/6/angrylc.png" style="position: absolute;bottom: 2px; left: 11px; "> <img src="http://thatsnotnew.com/images/chars/7/angrylo.png" style="position: absolute;bottom: 2px; right: 20px; "> </div></div> Wed, 15 Aug 2007 15:10:03 -0700 RSSPECT-00226983 http://thatsnotnew.com/index.php?date=20070813 <div id="strip" style="position: relative; display: block; height: 1105px;"><div class="comicheader" style="background-color:#969084;"><div class="titlewords"><b>Comic for: </b>08/13/07<br /><b>Title:</b> We cut and strut with military precision; All cards are marked; unanimous decision! </div></div><div style="width: 300px; height: 250px; display: block; position: absolute; top:85px; left: 0px; background-image: url(http://thatsnotnew.com/images/backgrounds/5.png);"><div class="wordsgohere">Heyhey Old Man Zomberson ! Am I some sort of clown to you? </div><div class="speechr"></div><img src="http://thatsnotnew.com/images/chars/7/normallc.png" style="position: absolute;bottom: 2px; left: 12px; "> <img src="http://thatsnotnew.com/images/chars/3/normalro.png" style="position: absolute;bottom: 2px; right: 23px; "> </div><div style="width: 300px; height: 250px; display: block; position: absolute; top:340px; left: 0px; background-image: url(http://thatsnotnew.com/images/backgrounds/5.png);"><div class="wordsgohere">Gee P'apple ! Yes, and I'll thank you not to repeat it.! </div><div class="speechl"></div><img src="http://thatsnotnew.com/images/chars/7/normallo.png" style="position: absolute;bottom: 2px; left: 12px; "> <img src="http://thatsnotnew.com/images/chars/3/normalrc.png" style="position: absolute;bottom: 2px; right: 23px; "> </div><div style="width: 300px; height: 250px; display: block; position: absolute; top:595px; left: 0px; background-image: url(http://thatsnotnew.com/images/backgrounds/5.png);"><div class="wordsgohere">I'd prefer that we change the subject. </div><div class="speechr"></div><img src="http://thatsnotnew.com/images/chars/7/normallc.png" style="position: absolute;bottom: 2px; left: 12px; "> <img src="http://thatsnotnew.com/images/chars/3/normalro.png" style="position: absolute;bottom: 2px; right: 23px; "> </div><div style="width: 300px; height: 250px; display: block; position: absolute; top:850px; left: 0px; background-image: url(http://thatsnotnew.com/images/backgrounds/5.png);"><div class="wordsgohere">Great. Just great. </div><div class="speechl"></div><img src="http://thatsnotnew.com/images/chars/7/normallo.png" style="position: absolute;bottom: 2px; left: 12px; "> <img src="http://thatsnotnew.com/images/chars/3/normalrc.png" style="position: absolute;bottom: 2px; right: 23px; "> </div></div> Mon, 13 Aug 2007 05:28:58 -0700 RSSPECT-00225492 http://thatsnotnew.com/index.php?date=20070810 <div id="strip" style="position: relative; display: block; height: 1615px;"><div class="comicheader" style="background-color:#c2e497;"><div class="titlewords"><b>Comic for: </b>08/10/07<br /><b>Title:</b> You can play it for her, you can play it for me, a dream melody to resurrect me... </div></div><div style="width: 300px; height: 250px; display: block; position: absolute; top:85px; left: 0px; background-image: url(http://thatsnotnew.com/images/backgrounds/2.png);"><div class="wordsgohere">Bonjour Tod ! Everyone I've ever loved was mauled to death by bears. </div><div class="speechl"></div><img src="http://thatsnotnew.com/images/chars/4/sadlo.png" style="position: absolute;bottom: 2px; left: 11px; "> <img src="http://thatsnotnew.com/images/chars/6/normalrc.png" style="position: absolute;bottom: 2px; right: 16px; "> </div><div style="width: 300px; height: 250px; display: block; position: absolute; top:340px; left: 0px; background-image: url(http://thatsnotnew.com/images/backgrounds/2.png);"><div class="wordsgohere">Gosh Fnord ! Come on, now... Cheer up, buddy! </div><div class="speechr"></div><img src="http://thatsnotnew.com/images/chars/4/sadlc.png" style="position: absolute;bottom: 2px; left: 11px; "> <img src="http://thatsnotnew.com/images/chars/6/normalro.png" style="position: absolute;bottom: 2px; right: 16px; "> </div><div style="width: 300px; height: 250px; display: block; position: absolute; top:595px; left: 0px; background-image: url(http://thatsnotnew.com/images/backgrounds/2.png);"><div class="wordsgohere">I got a promotion at work! </div><div class="speechl"></div><img src="http://thatsnotnew.com/images/chars/4/happylo.png" style="position: absolute;bottom: 2px; left: 11px; "> <img src="http://thatsnotnew.com/images/chars/6/normalrc.png" style="position: absolute;bottom: 2px; right: 16px; "> </div><div style="width: 300px; height: 250px; display: block; position: absolute; top:850px; left: 0px; background-image: url(http://thatsnotnew.com/images/backgrounds/2.png);"><div class="wordsgohere">My imaginary friend has an invisible brain tumor. </div><div class="speechr"></div><img src="http://thatsnotnew.com/images/chars/4/happylc.png" style="position: absolute;bottom: 2px; left: 11px; "> <img src="http://thatsnotnew.com/images/chars/6/sadro.png" style="position: absolute;bottom: 2px; right: 16px; "> </div><div style="width: 300px; height: 250px; display: block; position: absolute; top:1105px; left: 0px; background-image: url(http://thatsnotnew.com/images/backgrounds/2.png);"><div class="wordsgohere">I HATE MY LIFE!! </div><div class="speechl"></div><img src="http://thatsnotnew.com/images/chars/4/sadlo.png" style="position: absolute;bottom: 2px; left: 11px; "> <img src="http://thatsnotnew.com/images/chars/6/sadrc.png" style="position: absolute;bottom: 2px; right: 16px; "> </div><div style="width: 300px; height: 250px; display: block; position: absolute; top:1360px; left: 0px; background-image: url(http://thatsnotnew.com/images/backgrounds/2.png);"><div class="wordsgohere">DON'T YOU EVER SPEAK TO ME AGAIN!! </div><div class="speechr"></div><img src="http://thatsnotnew.com/images/chars/4/sadlc.png" style="position: absolute;bottom: 2px; left: 11px; "> <img src="http://thatsnotnew.com/images/chars/6/angryro.png" style="position: absolute;bottom: 2px; right: 16px; "> </div></div> Fri, 10 Aug 2007 09:25:49 -0700 RSSPECT-00223887 http://thatsnotnew.com/index.php?date=20070808 <div id="strip" style="position: relative; display: block; height: 1360px;"><div class="comicheader" style="background-color:#f5f0a1;"><div class="titlewords"><b>Comic for: </b>08/08/07<br /><b>Title:</b> I can fly as high as the sky, I am sci-fi! </div></div><div style="width: 300px; height: 250px; display: block; position: absolute; top:85px; left: 0px; background-image: url(http://thatsnotnew.com/images/backgrounds/1.png);"><div class="wordsgohere">Howdy Tod ! Guess what? I finally got rid of that horrible rash.. you know, the one <i>down there</i>. </div><div class="speechr"></div><img src="http://thatsnotnew.com/images/chars/6/sadlc.png" style="position: absolute;bottom: 2px; left: 5px; "> <img src="http://thatsnotnew.com/images/chars/5/normalro.png" style="position: absolute;bottom: 2px; right: 22px; "> </div><div style="width: 300px; height: 250px; display: block; position: absolute; top:340px; left: 0px; background-image: url(http://thatsnotnew.com/images/backgrounds/1.png);"><div class="wordsgohere">Wow Mona ! YOU'RE DRIVING ME INSANE. </div><div class="speechl"></div><img src="http://thatsnotnew.com/images/chars/6/angrylo.png" style="position: absolute;bottom: 2px; left: 5px; "> <img src="http://thatsnotnew.com/images/chars/5/normalrc.png" style="position: absolute;bottom: 2px; right: 22px; "> </div><div style="width: 300px; height: 250px; display: block; position: absolute; top:595px; left: 0px; background-image: url(http://thatsnotnew.com/images/backgrounds/1.png);"><div class="wordsgohere">You heaping bag of medical waste! </div><div class="speechr"></div><img src="http://thatsnotnew.com/images/chars/6/angrylc.png" style="position: absolute;bottom: 2px; left: 5px; "> <img src="http://thatsnotnew.com/images/chars/5/angryro.png" style="position: absolute;bottom: 2px; right: 22px; "> </div><div style="width: 300px; height: 250px; display: block; position: absolute; top:850px; left: 0px; background-image: url(http://thatsnotnew.com/images/backgrounds/1.png);"><div class="wordsgohere">God, this is too much for me to handle. </div><div class="speechl"></div><img src="http://thatsnotnew.com/images/chars/6/angryro.png" style="position: absolute;bottom: 2px; left: 5px; "> <img src="http://thatsnotnew.com/images/chars/5/angryrc.png" style="position: absolute;bottom: 2px; right: 22px; "> </div><div style="width: 300px; height: 250px; display: block; position: absolute; top:1105px; left: 0px; background-image: url(http://thatsnotnew.com/images/backgrounds/1.png);"><div class="wordsgohere">I'm such a failure. </div><div class="speechr"></div><img src="http://thatsnotnew.com/images/chars/6/blankc.png" style="position: absolute;bottom: 2px; left: 5px; "> <img src="http://thatsnotnew.com/images/chars/5/sadro.png" style="position: absolute;bottom: 2px; right: 22px; "> </div></div> Wed, 08 Aug 2007 06:56:24 -0700 RSSPECT-00222659 http://thatsnotnew.com/index.php?date=20070806 <div id="strip" style="position: relative; display: block; height: 1615px;"><div class="comicheader" style="background-color:#cfdff5;"><div class="titlewords"><b>Comic for: </b>08/06/07<br /><b>Title:</b> If it's the age of the plane then I'm going by car... </div></div><div style="width: 300px; height: 250px; display: block; position: absolute; top:85px; left: 0px; background-image: url(http://thatsnotnew.com/images/backgrounds/1.png);"><div class="wordsgohere">Sup Tod ! A gargoyle fell on my sister and crushed her to death. </div><div class="speechl"></div><img src="http://thatsnotnew.com/images/chars/2/sadlo.png" style="position: absolute;bottom: 2px; left: 10px; "> <img src="http://thatsnotnew.com/images/chars/6/sadrc.png" style="position: absolute;bottom: 2px; right: 19px; "> </div><div style="width: 300px; height: 250px; display: block; position: absolute; top:340px; left: 0px; background-image: url(http://thatsnotnew.com/images/backgrounds/1.png);"><div class="wordsgohere">Gosh Professor Log ! I'm so pissed, I'm going to stab you in the liver! </div><div class="speechr"></div><img src="http://thatsnotnew.com/images/chars/2/sadlc.png" style="position: absolute;bottom: 2px; left: 10px; "> <img src="http://thatsnotnew.com/images/chars/6/angryro.png" style="position: absolute;bottom: 2px; right: 19px; "> </div><div style="width: 300px; height: 250px; display: block; position: absolute; top:595px; left: 0px; background-image: url(http://thatsnotnew.com/images/backgrounds/1.png);"><div class="wordsgohere">Damn you're such a bastard! </div><div class="speechl"></div><img src="http://thatsnotnew.com/images/chars/2/angrylo.png" style="position: absolute;bottom: 2px; left: 10px; "> <img src="http://thatsnotnew.com/images/chars/6/angryrc.png" style="position: absolute;bottom: 2px; right: 19px; "> </div><div style="width: 300px; height: 250px; display: block; position: absolute; top:850px; left: 0px; background-image: url(http://thatsnotnew.com/images/backgrounds/1.png);"><div class="wordsgohere">Whatever, deal with it yourself! </div><div class="speechr"></div><img src="http://thatsnotnew.com/images/chars/2/angrylc.png" style="position: absolute;bottom: 2px; left: 10px; "> <img src="http://thatsnotnew.com/images/chars/6/angrylo.png" style="position: absolute;bottom: 2px; right: 19px; "> </div><div style="width: 300px; height: 250px; display: block; position: absolute; top:1105px; left: 0px; background-image: url(http://thatsnotnew.com/images/backgrounds/1.png);"><div class="wordsgohere">Ever imagine what our children would look like? </div><div class="speechl"></div><img src="http://thatsnotnew.com/images/chars/2/normallo.png" style="position: absolute;bottom: 2px; left: 10px; "> <img src="http://thatsnotnew.com/images/chars/6/blankc.png" style="position: absolute;bottom: 2px; right: 19px; "> </div><div style="width: 300px; height: 250px; display: block; position: absolute; top:1360px; left: 0px; background-image: url(http://thatsnotnew.com/images/backgrounds/1.png);"><img src="http://thatsnotnew.com/images/chars/2/angrylc.png" style="position: absolute;bottom: 2px; left: 10px; "> <img src="http://thatsnotnew.com/images/chars/6/blanko.png" style="position: absolute;bottom: 2px; right: 19px; "> </div></div> Mon, 06 Aug 2007 03:20:54 -0700 RSSPECT-00221385